Get your Friday dance party started early with the great new video for "Everybody Knows (Douchebag)" by Dustin Tavella*, starring the incomparable Danny Trejo (aka Machete, aka Romeo in Sons of Anarchy, aka Razor Charlie in From Dusk Til Dawn, aka San Quentin prison's best boxer).

If only Danny Trejo could emerge from the kitchen on all of our bad dates, crooning: "Do you really wanna be with him, girl? When all he ever does is make you cry?" Sigh! Look closely and you will get a quick glimpse of Selena Gomez in between the haireography; she and her friends posted a clip of themselves dancing to this track back in March.

And if you can't get enough of those bass-y vocoder "yeaah - yeaah"s, well, use Ginuwine's "Pony" as a chaser.

*That's Tavella playing the douchebag, btw.