Jezebel: Dallas

School District Celebrates Black History Month With Boys-Only Movie Day

Anna North — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:45:00 EST

To celebrate Black History Month, the Dallas school district decided to take its fifth-graders to a screening of the movie Red Tails. The male ones, that is. Because girls can't be fighter pilots, or even learn about them, obviously. More »

Here's What Your New Dallas Remake Will Look Like

Whitney Jefferson — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 15:54:00 EDT

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Who would have guessed that this generation's Dallas would just be more Dallas? After receiving word that TNT had green-lit the revamp, we got a preview of the series last night. South Fork looks just like we left it, complete with Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, and Linda Gray. In the new season, the Ewing family's prodigal sons return to the ranch with sons of their own. Drama ensues, obviously. And we might have finally found a television series that we won't actually mind watching alongside mom. More »

Dallas Is Back, Patrick Duffy And All

Lane Moore — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:30:00 EDT

Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy, and Linda Gray are all slated to star in TNT's upcoming Dallas reboot that the network is describing as such: More »

It's Not Tee Shirt Time

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 15:25:00 EST

Dallas, Feb 5: Jersey Shore's Pauly D "Aw, shucks"es his way through a small gathering of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. (Image via Getty)

Super Bowl Will Be Cheerleaderless

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 12:30:00 EST

The Packers and Steelers are two of six NFL teams that don't have their own cheerleading squads. But how will people know who to cheer for now? How will anyone know when good stuff is happening?! America will be lost! More »

Better Call Tyrone

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 13:25:00 EST

Dallas, Feb 4: Recording artist Erykah Badu spins during the Grey Goose lounge series at Super Bowl. Presumably, this trip to Dallas didn't end with Badu nude at the site of the Kennedy assassination. (Image via Getty) More »

Rumor: Britney Uses A Dance Double In New Video

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

The video for Britney Spears' new single, "Hold It Against Me," should be premiering aaaaaaaany minute now.

"I'm Not Buying It" Targets Super Bowl Sex Trafficking

Anna North — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 11:14:00 EST

Some say the Super Bowl is a magnet for sex trafficking, but the Super Bowl Host Committee has yet to acknowledge the problem. The "I'm Not Buying It" campaign wants to change that. More »

Dallas Is In Urgent Need Of 10,000 Strippers

Anna North — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:51:00 EST

A strip club owner would like to let the women of the world know that Super Bowl Sunday will require strippers. Lots and lots of strippers. More »

Guy Films Self Punching Wife's Lover and Posts It on YouTube

Lauri Apple — Sat, 18 Dec 2010 17:05:00 EST

Probably not the best thing to do even if you are a "Stage 4 cancer husband," as the law blogger Crime & Federalism describes the cuckolded guy. "Why not punch her?" C&F wonders. I have an idea why. More »

Dallas Revises Rape-Prevention Strategy Beyond "Watch Your Drink"

Irin Carmon — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 14:06:51 EDT

Good news: Dallas Police have come up with a broader way to deal with the 25 percent increase in rapes than telling women to "have your friends watch you" when drinking. All it took was a little outrage! More »

Police Chief Insists He Wasn't Blaming Drunk Women For Rapes

Irin Carmon — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:06:37 EDT

The chief of police in Dallas is disputing that his recent comments about Dallas's rape rates were blaming victims. But is he missing the point? More »

Moronic Dallas Police Chief Blames Drunk Women For City's Rapes

Irin Carmon — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:38:00 EDT

This is what the chief of police in Dallas had to say recently about the fact that the city he's supposed to keep safe has seen a 25 percent rise in rapes: watch yourselves, drunk girls. More »

Dear Hollywood: We Notice When You Change A Major Element Of A Show

Sadie Stein — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 14:30:00 EDT

Y'know, they don't call us "viewers" for nothing. When you change a major element of a show, we notice. The latest: Cougar Town's creator has reportedly said that he might change that show's awful title. Okay, now it's getting insulting. More »

"Dallas PD's Holding Press Conference to Announce It's Charging Erykah Badu"

Anna Holmes — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 17:30:00 EDT

Ugh. Seriously? Oh, and some loser filed a complaint yesterday. [Dallas Observer, Access Hollywood] More »

Window Seat: Does Erykah Badu's Booty Obscure Her Artistic Message?

Noorain Khan — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 13:40:00 EDT

A People.com poll posted yesterday afternoon asks, "Did Erykah Badu Go Too Far in Naked New Video?" So far, almost 60% of respondents agree. More »

Quite A Stretch

Anna Holmes — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:10:00 EST

[Dallas, March 10. Image via Getty]

Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."

Send In The Clowns

Anna Holmes — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:10:00 EDT

[Dallas, June 17. Image via Getty]

A Day Of Transitions For Everyone!

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:40:00 EST

Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius has removed her name from Cabinet consideration. [The Hill]
New York Governor David Paterson wants to be your next President because "Once you go black, you don't go back." [Politico]
Fred Thompson is so cheap that he's renting his apartment out for the inauguration. [Huffington Post]
The Supreme Court rejected the crazypants challenge to Obama's citizenship. [Politico]

Gardasil May Protect Men From HPV • Dallas Pastor Urges Couples To Enjoy 7 Days Of Sex

Maria — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 17:40:00 EST

• Merck and Co reported today that Gardasil may protect men from HPV-caused infection and More »

Lindsay Lohan: Don't Ask Me About My Sister's Chest

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT

"i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. so, here's the visual... two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me... one of them being, 'Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?' WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile! i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you're not even fully developed yet! It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye... i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person." — Lindsay Lohan, on her MySpace Celebrity blog. [Yahoo News via E!]
Christian Bale will get a "caution" — is that like a warning? — for allegedly pushing and shoving his sister and mom. Meaning he won't go to court. [The Sun]
Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi: "Getting married very very soon." [Perez Hilton]
Jennifer Aniston's been seen with model Matt Felker. Also known as Selma Blair's ex-boyfriend. Also known as the guy from Britney's "Toxic" video. [Perez Hilton]
Apparently John Mayer is "still mulling" his relationship with Jen and might be upset that she's seeing someone new right away. Whatever, dude. [Mirror]

Dallas Club With 12-Year-Old Stripper Will Pay No Price

Jessica G. — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:30:00 EDT

There's the old saying that fifteen can get you twenty, but in Dallas, Texas, it seems that twelve will get you no punishment whatsoever. Diamonds Cabaret, a Dallas-area strip club, is keeping its license even after it was discovered that the business employed a 12-year-old stripper for two weeks last year. According to Newsweek, the sixth grade runaway had no place to go, so she shacked up with David Bell, 22, and Diamond dancer Demonica Abron, 28. At first, Bell tried to fashion the tween into a prostitute, but she refused. So he took her to the Diamond Cabaret, a place described by Newsweek as located "in a dilapidated office park next to a business that rents hot tubs by the hour." More »

DailyCandy Forgot What It Wants To Tell You

Jennifer — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:54:18 EDT

It's exhausting worrying about our friends over at DailyCandy. When we're not freaking out about whether they're secretly talking trash about us behind our backs or trying to lure our dads out of the closet... well, we actually do worry about their own emotional well-being, seeing that they're locked up in some office somewhere surrounded by cupcakes and peonies and Sex And The City DVDs. And based on today's tips, we're not entirely convinced that everything is working that well at DailyCandy HQ. Why we suspect DailyCandy might have pulled a Paris (before she got sprung, that is), after the jump. More »