The Brits are dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Now only the French remain, and we all know how hopeless they are. [The Times]

View Sienna Miller's breasts here, if you remotely care. NSFW, duh. [The Sun]

Naomi Campbell plagued by an imposter. Throws phone at her. [Daily Mirror]

A blogging mum has scored a book deal. We're setting up the remainder bins as we type. [The Times]

Boorish, crass, Nazi-impersonating Prince Harry is off to Iraq. Temporarily, alas. [The Guardian]