Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Last night at the Teen Choice Awards, the fashion choices varied greatly: There was a little bit of leather, a lot of lace, and some truly unfortunate sequins. Seriously, some of what you're about to see is hideous.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

First, let's check out the guys. Keeping things casual: Pitch Perfect star Skylar Astin, Glee's Matthew Morrison, and Adam DeVine, aka Pitch Perfect's Bumper.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Busy being hot: Vampire Diaries star Ian Smolderhalder and Nick Wechsler, aka Jack on Revenge.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Narrow-leg trousers, touseled hair: Miguel, Pretty Little Liars' Keegan Allen, Glee's Chord Overstreet.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Sneaker freaks: New Girl's Max Greenfield (with Tess Sanchez), Teen Wolf's Tyler Hoechlin, Nelly.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Just chilln': singer Ed Sheerhan, Pretty Little Liars' Ian Harding, Teen Wolf's Tyler Posey.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Jo Bros: Stubbly.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

The rumpled lads of One Direction.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Gaze upon the faces of teen heartthobbery: Harry, Zayn, Louis.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Looking sharp: My embarrassingly not-so-secret crush, Twisted's Avan Jogia.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Accessorizing like whoa: Glee's Alex Newell.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Doing rather meh leathery looks: Demi Lovato, Naya Rivera.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Yeesh. Not a fan of this stone-encrusted ice princess mullet dress on J-Woww. Hair is nice, though.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

This event saw lots of lace. In a truly hideous mess of a dress: Ashley Benson. It's like she went swimming in a black retro bikini and then nearly drowned while caught in a net of sequin starfish. The waist is so terribly bunchy and the fabric looks cheap. Awful.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Good news: belly-button-baring Anna Camp is modeling fug for Doilies and Dollies magazine now.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Sweetness and light for Pretty Little Liars stars Troian Bellisario and Lucy Hale.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

More lace, in pretty colors: Brittany Snow and Katie Cassidy.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Sunny, lemony yellow on Percy Jackson's Leven Rambin and Teen Wolf's Holland Roden. Roden's dress is Notte by Marchesa and looks absolutely fab with that lip color.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

The evening was chock-full of prints. Bella Thorne and Lily Collins both wore a palm print, and since I loathe a mullet dress, I prefer the version on Thorne. RCFA informs us this print is by Fausto Puglisi.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

In fun, cheerful stripes: Jordin Sparks, Chloe Grace Moretz.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Weird and kaleidoscopic prints for Pitch Perfect's Alexis Knapp and Vampire Diaries' Kat Graham. Not great.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Do we love or hate the loud, eye-popping print on Hailee Steinfeld? Obviously we love those Oscar Tiye heels. Cuuuuute.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Crystal Reed of Teen Wolf went for head-to-toe print, some kind of deconstructed houndstooth, and looked very chic. (The emsemble is CH Carolina Herrera.)

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Softer, gentler prints for Twisted's Maddie Hasson and Baby Daddy's Chelsea Kane. If you're thinking Hasson's dress looks like a cute little 1975 diner waitress uniform, that's because it's Marc Jacobs.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

A couple of whimsical prints: Janel Parrish is feeling butterflies; Kerry Washington's lips are sealed. They both look gorgeous.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Getting a cool pop of color from shoes: Pretty Little Liars' Shay Mitchell, Glee's Jenna Ushkowitz.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Lovely in jewel tones: Michelle Rodriguez, Abigail Breslin. (Is her newly blonde hair a smidge too light?)

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Love love love this vivid violet on Glee's Amber Riley. And the blue nails!

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

Mature in muted green: Selena Gomez. Really quite beautiful.

Cute Shoes and Unsightly Sequins at the Teen Choice Awards

But my pick for Best Dressed? Nina Dobrev, in a polished painted Pollock-ish patterned pantsuit. Perfection!

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