Adorable little Scarlett, the girl who owned the internet this week by inviting her grandparents to "fuck your mouth," has issued a tiny and laughably insincere apology for her cursing. Like Scarlett, I'd like to take this time to apologize for getting what she said wrong. It was "fucking hell." A mea culpa from both of us.

To be honest, it feels like Scarlett's grandparents, the people who shot the video (in portrait mode) and then put it online, should be the ones apologizing for making her internet famous, but you know, she's the one that swore. Put some play money in the swear jar and keep doing you, Scarlett. You're a superstar.

Relive the magic of the cursing here. Where were you when Scarlett first started cussing?