Jezebel: Cunts

Pat Buchanan Thinks You Should Be More Thankful For Slavery, Barry Obama

Moe — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:00:00 EDT

Pat Buchanan is entreating the black people of America to be more grateful to America bringing them here in "slave ships." I mean, they got welfare and methadone maintenance and forced Christianity and eventually the right to consider themselves fully human! Where is the gratitude, black people? And no, that is not my word; it's all Pat's. And the news of the day does not get much more uplifting. Remember that guy who founded that (ingeniously named, I might add) anti-Hillary 527 Citizens United Not Timid? Speaking of cunts he outed Eliot Spitzer because they fuck some of the same ones, which is to say those of high class whores, and also he has a tattoo of Richard Nixon. Cunts are a theme today actually, because the Washington Post spent 24 hours following the 24-hour news cycle on the day Jane Fonda said the word "cunt" on TV, an exercise that seemed profoundly depressing, and speaking of depressing 4,000 Americans have officially given their lives to the Iraq and the only uplifting thing is that Peggy Noonan found Obama's speech uplifting. She actually sat there and thought, Go America, Go. Was it the first and last time in our adult lives any of us will have that thought? Hint: Likely! Megan Carpentier of Glamocracy and I depress one another after the jump. Happy Easter folks! More »

Real Housewives' Countess LuAnn Is Kind Of A Cuntess

Jessica G. — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:00:00 EDT

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Last night's Real Housewives of New York City really emphasized the differences between the New York "housewives" and the O.C. "housewives". For the most part, the O.C. Housewives were buddies: they got Botox together, got drunk together, and yelled at their kids together. The Real Housewives of New York, however, are much more focused on social status/hierarchy, and absolutely delight in snubbing each other. In the clip above, Ramona, who is desperately trying to befriend the more patrician Countess LuAnn deLesseps, goes to children's day at the Hampton Classic horse show, where LuAnn's daughter Victoria is "showing." In some later commentary, LuAnn gives Ramona the most backhanded compliment I've ever heard. Clip above. More »

This Week We Choo-Choo-Chose Polyamory, The Cosby Kids, Mariah Carey And Cunts

Jessica G. — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:20:00 EST

Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."