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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;You Would Have Competition, And I'm Probably Not Worth It&quot;]]></title>
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				<em>A reader messaged a dude on eHarmony. This is the decidedly unharmonious response she got in return. Read on for a tale of competition, baseball, and what a lady who "seems to feel she's attractive" should do to impress men.</em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5820114/you-would-have-competition-and-im-probably-not-worth-it" title="Click here to read more about &quot;You Would Have Competition, And I'm Probably Not Worth It&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:42:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[ESPN Reporter Publicly Flogged For Wearing Low-Cut Dress In Locker Room]]></title>
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				We're a little late to the party on the <a href="http://deadspin.com/5032584/the-erin-andrews-floozy+dress-mess-gets-dissected-from-all-angles">Erin Andrews saga</a> (though our bro-site Deadspin has been all over it from <a href="http://deadspin.com/5031564/the-erin-andrews-backlash-has-officially-beguns">day one</a>), but since the story is still making headlines, it seems appropriate to weigh in, even a week later. Let us break it down for you: Erin Andrews is an ESPN interviewer who wore a  <a href="http://www.norwichbulletin.com/sports/columnists/x1370764220/Mike-Nadel-Blonde-bombshell-cant-distract-red-hot-Cubs">"skimpy outfit" (pictured)</a> when she was in the locker room at the Cubs/Brewers game on July 29th. The next day, GateHouse News Service columnist Mike Nadel <a href="http://www.norwichbulletin.com/sports/columnists/x1370764220/Mike-Nadel-Blonde-bombshell-cant-distract-red-hot-Cubs">wrote a scathing essay</a> criticizing Andrews' unprofessionalism and taking her to task for placing "her hand suggestively on [Alfonso] Soriano's left bicep" and generally "playing the sexpot."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034377/espn-reporter-publicly-flogged-for-wearing-low+cut-dress-in-locker-room" title="Click here to read more about ESPN Reporter Publicly Flogged For Wearing Low-Cut Dress In Locker Room">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica G.]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				We love this video of 93-year-old Loretta Dolan throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field.  The lifelong Cubbies fan not only performs her underhand toss very creditably (she used bowling technique) but confesses that she looks forward to doing it again.  And the players look so cute giving her hugs!  Even South-Siders can't fail to be moved. Click the picture to see the clip.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019980/the-right-stuff" title="Click here to read more about The Right Stuff">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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