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The rumor mill has furiously churned out a pretty damning story about convicted abuser and man-boy at large Chris Brown. According to sources, his new courting technique involves an introduction and the line "I promise I won't beat you." With most other celebrities, this would just be another Bill Murray Punched Me in an Alley story. But with Brown, even if it's bullshit (and probably is), it's still kind of horribly believable. More »
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Internationally renowned spazz Chris Brown resumed angrily punching walls and crying yesterday when someone brought up that time three years ago he beat the shit out of then-girlfriend Rihanna. He unleashed a series of comically defensive Tweets and then deleted his Twitter account. He's truly the Michael Jackson of fit throwing. More »
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Megan is — I believe — still on a flight from Atlanta to Denver (with Charles Barkley, no less) but she'll be blogging (and, no doubt, drinking) once the DNC gets fully underway and Michelle Obama takes the stage. Until then, take in this clip of Clinton-loving, McCain-voting, hair-tossing Clintons 4 McCain founder Cristi Atkins, who spat all over Hardball's Chris Matthews in contempt earlier this evening when he took her to task for repeating rumors about Barack Obama's supposed Muslim upbringing. More »
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Bursting into tears isn't just for chicks anymore! According to a story in the Times of London, one in three men have cried at the office. The story comes in response to a Wall Street Journal piece claiming that weeping in the workplace is gaining acceptance. "Admittedly, tears can be a management challenge for bosses," reads the Times piece, which was written by a man. "In the real world you can shake or hug a weeper into silence, but such responses are not suitable at work." To be honest, this issue could go either way. While it's healthy to express emotions, does crying seem professional? And does it seem unprofessional because it doesn't jibe with the image of a no-nonsense businessman? If a woman cries at the office, does she seem weak and wimpy? If a man cries in the office, does he seem in touch with himself and passionate? One thing is sure: If there was no crying at work, America's Next Top Model would cease to exist. More »
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