The Miracle Of Life

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The Miracle Of Life

cabbagekid022808.jpgReader Jesslyn emailed us with a link to Babyland General Hospital. Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Do you remember how they came into this world? The little suckers were "born" out of the recesses of leafy vegetation. On a farm. And "due to an unexpected frost," there were preemies. And the preemies lived in little incubators until you adopted them. Is any of this creepy to anyone else? If not, wait 'til you hear about My Little Placenta™. Kidding! [Cabbage Patch Kids Official Website]

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