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			<title><![CDATA[10 Years Of Hearing That Anti-Aging Crap Doesn't Work]]></title>
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				Uh oh! Looks like it's time for another discussion of what liars all the skin-cream manufacturers are, and what suckers we are to believe their lies.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5749036/10-years-of-hearing-that-anti+aging-shit-doesnt-work" title="Click here to read more about 10 Years Of Hearing That Anti-Aging Crap Doesn't Work">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:37:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[I Must, I Must Enhance My Bust!]]></title>
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				<i>The Telegraph</i> <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/05/28/eflesley128.xml">reports</a> that women are lining up for a new breast-enhancing cream, Rodial's Boob Job, that promises to increase cup size and firmness in less than two months. Sure, we've all seen these types of "miracle" boob creams in the trashy back-pages of <i>Cosmo</i> and <i>Seventeen</i> but usually they don't come with this price tag: More than $250 for a single jar. That's a lot of money, especially when you can, as the writer notes, achieve similar results by blasting your breasts with cold water and doing exercise. Yet! There's a waiting list for this stuff. Think it's worth it? [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/2008/05/28/eflesley128.xml">Telegraph</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5013436/i-must-i-must-enhance-my-bust" title="Click here to read more about I Must, I Must Enhance My Bust!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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