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In a new British Activia commercial, Martine McCutcheon relaxes in her boudoir while seductively declaring her love for yogurt. Why can't we take "deliciously indulgent" trips to the bathroom in America? More »
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The World Toilet Summit and Expo begins in Macau today, and while a commode conference may sound funny, there are some serious issues on the table: Global sanitation concerns, for one, and the extremely urgent problem we've all experienced: Potty parity. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5077148&view=rss&microfeed=true In the latest episode of Target: Women, Sarah Haskins takes on products with fiber. Did you know your biological clock is ticking? No, not that one. Your doody clock. In commercials for women, there's fiber, fiber everywhere — and nary a mention of poop. "As a woman, it is our job to be ashamed of Number Two," Haskins explains. "It's a poopadox." Clip above. More »
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Do you ever get up from the toilet and take a look at your poo? Leslie Crawford did, and wrote about it for Salon. See, there's this incredibly successful new book, What's Your Poo Telling You?, which you can pick up at Urban Outfitters, among other places. Because excrement is not just "ejecta," as Crawford calls it. Solid human waste is "a crystal ball of intestinal health." The book's authors, Josh Richman and Anish Sheth, M.D., write: "Like a snowflake, each poo has a wondrous uniqueness." Plus, many poopers experience "poo-phoria." You know the feeling: More »
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In China, they're giving new meaning to crappy souvenirs. A new "dung-for-profit" scheme turns giant panda droppings into odor-free tchotchkes, like bookmarks and statues, reports CBS News. [CBSNews] More »
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