Countess LuAnn: "The Problem Today With Women Is That They're Too Equal With Men"

On last night’s episode of Real Housewives, the classy Countess dispensed some dating advice to Bethenny, warning her to not be so strong or “sharp as a whip”… because men don’t like equality.

First of all, there’s no such thing as being “too equal.” Being equal is like being alive: you either are or you aren’t. Secondly, sometimes Ramona reminds me of Roger Rabbit.

And finally, what’s up with Simon and Alex’s elaborate dreamcatcher?