Jezebel: Couch

Im In Ur Sofas Steelin Ur Change

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:20:00 EDT

Watch out the next time you plop down on your couch. As shown in the clip at left, there may be an adorable kitten hiding between the cushions. [Video Gum] More »

Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:30:00 EDT

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Kim Kardashian is ticked Us used a picture of her alongside a story about Forever 21's just-launched plus-size line. "I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things," Kardashian protested. [PerezHilton]

If She Doesn't Want Talk, She Probably Doesn't Want To Sit On Your Face

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:30:00 EDT

David Joe Limones of Newburgh, New York was obviously upset that his ex wouldn't talk to him anymore, especially after she filed that pesky restraining order against him. So he went by her place, cut a hole in her couch and hid in it to wait for her to, you know, talk. She, however, was talking on the phone when she got home and sat on the couch/his head, so he got to talk to the cops pretty quickly. No word on if he's going to pay restitution for fucking up her couch. [CBS News] More »