This morning, the fourth hour of Today revolved around cosmetic procedures. Kathie Lee and Hoda were dressed in hospital gowns and hair-coverings. KLG got an eye lift on live TV; Hoda had her arm hair lasered off.

Notable quotables:

"I've been getting [Botox] since I was 40 years old."
"Botox is like breathing: You do it."
"It's uncomfortable, but it's not painful painful."
"Ow."
"Is that smoke?"
"Here's why I think plastic surgery can be a good thing: If you're worried about yourself all day long…"

In the middle of the hour, Hoda proclaimed, "I need wine."