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The pre-paid cell phone advertisement seen at left greeted me this morning at the cell phone store in Saarlouis, Germany where I stopped to buy a SIM card. If the tux and slicked-down hair are fooling you, that's Snoop Dogg, bringing you roses, 100 free text messages, 10 free songs and 10 (Euro) cents a minute phone calls. If you haven't been here yet, Germany's kind of a weird place for advertisements. Breasts are totally cool (obviously), the porn is more accessible than the fashion magazines, the fashion trends are just a touch behind (I think, but I'm no Sadie Stein) and they like dirty American words but rarely have a clue what they mean. Join me after the jump for the images that assault your eyeballs in Germany. More »
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