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			<title><![CDATA[Massive Shock That Female Jurors Didn't Go Easy On Blagojevich]]></title>
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				Earlier this week, a jury of eleven women and one man convicted former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich on 17 of 20 charges related to corruption. So much for the theory that emotionally susceptible ladies would never convict him.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5816592/massive-shock-that-female-jurors-didnt-go-easy-on-blagojevich" title="Click here to read more about Massive Shock That Female Jurors Didn't Go Easy On Blagojevich">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:30:21 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A British doctor is allegedly circumventing the UK's laws against sex-selective <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #fertilitytreatments" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #fertilitytreatments" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/fertilitytreatments/">fertility treatments</a> by referring patients to a clinic in Cyprus. So is he doing anything wrong? <!-- %JUMP:Continue reading this post &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5759875/fertility-doctor-sent-women-to-cyprus-for-illegal-sex-selection" title="Click here to read more about Fertility Doctor Sent Women To Cyprus For Illegal Sex Selection">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Feb 2011 12:12:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Zine el-Abidine Ben Ali, the repressive president of Tunisia, has left the country after waves of protests. Did you know everyone also hates his Imelda Marcos-like wife? The revolution was basically <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1347626/Tunisia-riots-Presidents-wife-Leila-drove-nation-streets-start-revolution.html">her fault</a>. Okay, not exactly, but she didn't help.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5735765/tunisias-marie-antoinette" title="Click here to read more about Tunisia's Marie Antoinette">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Do you think that things were better in the fifties? Do you feel that now, we're living in an immoral, STD-riddled age where people are <em>rude</em> to each other? Then you may have written an editorial for <em>The Washington Times</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5661189/how-playboy-ruined-everything" title="Click here to read more about How Playboy Ruined Everything">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Oct 2010 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday Italy's Constitutional Court overturned a law making <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SILVIO BERLUSCONI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SILVIO BERLUSCONI" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/silvio-berlusconi/">Silvio Berlusconi</a> immune from prosecution &mdash; he <a href="http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1929131,00.html?xid=rss-topstories">may now face corruption charges</a>. Berlusconi subsequently said comedians, the court, the Italian President, and "72% of the press" were "out to get him." [<a href="http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1929131,00.html?xid=rss-topstories">Time</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5377279/italian-court-overturns-berlusconis-immunity" title="Click here to read more about Italian Court Overturns Berlusconi's Immunity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The fact that an audience member <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32361939/ns/politics-more_politics/">reportedly asked </a><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HILLARY CLINTON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged HILLARY CLINTON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/hillary-clinton/">Hillary Clinton</a> "what her husband thought" about a matter of policy in a Congolese town hall meeting today hints at some of the underlying issues Clinton was there to address:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5334269/my-husband-is-not-secretary-of-state-i-am" title="Click here to read more about "My Husband Is Not Secretary Of State, I Am"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Aug 2009 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Clinton told her supporters to stop talking smack about Caroline Kennedy unless they're going to endorse someone else. She doesn't want people to believe it's coming from her. [<a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1208/Clinton_chides_supporters_on_Kennedy.html">Politico</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5111865/hillary-clinton-is-not-getting-involved-in-her-seat-but-shes-the-only-one-who-isnt" title="Click here to read more about Hillary Clinton Is Not Getting Involved In Her Seat, But She's The Only One Who Isn't">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is free tonight on $4,500 bail and has absolutely no intention of resigning after being indicted on massive corruption and extortion charges. [<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/12/09/blagojevich-free-on-4500-bail/">CNN</a>, <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16383.html">Politico</a>, <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-blagojevich-maindec09,0,7734677.story">Chicago Tribune</a>]
<li>Barack Obama said he'd had no contact with Blagojevich over the Senatorial appointment Blagojevich apparently was attempting to sell. [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/09/obama-no-contact-with-bla_n_149679.html">Huffington Post</a>]
<li>Blagojevich did, apparently, attempt to trade with SIEU President Andy Stern the appointment of Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett in exchange for a golden parachute into an SEIU-funded non-profit. Jarrett dropped out of the running shortly thereafter. [<a href="http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/12/blago_indictment_senate_candid.php">Marc Ambinder</a>, <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1208/Source_SEIU_official_was_Stern.html?showall">Politico</a>]
<li>Contrary to early reports, Rahm Emanuel didn't tip off the U.S. Attorneys. [<a href="http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/12/rahm_source_story_that_he_tipp.php">Talking Points Memo</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5106026/rod-blagojevich-putting-all-republi+scandals-to-shame" title="Click here to read more about Rod Blagojevich: Putting All Republi-Scandals To Shame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It used to be that this venerable feature was inspired by the news, hangovers, and/or funny pictures. But <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/reporting/jason-linkins">The <em>Huffington Post</em></a>'s <a href="http://dceiver.blogspot.com/">Jason Linkins</a> and I have a new muse &mdash; or, to be fair, a couple of million of new muses harmed in the filming of <em>SNL</em>'s digital short "Jizz In My Pants" (embedded after the jump). There's just no way to look at the news about torture, wire-tapping, Bush kissing Barbra Streisand, Ed Rendell or Kate Beckinsale any other way after seeing that video. Today's Hour also contains an object lesson for one of my best friends, who should have known better than to tell me his pants-jizzing story 10 years ago because there was no way I was going to forget it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5104067/todays-news-is-brought-to-you-by-andy-sambergs-soiled-pants" title="Click here to read more about Today's News Is Brought To You By Andy Samberg's Soiled Pants">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Sometimes, like turkeys killed beside Sarah Palin, your suffering only serves as a backdrop to the televised platitudes of those higher up on the food chain. The credit crunch and foreclosure is just a scene-setter for the banks' bail-out, and your deployment to a war zone is just the back drop for the furtherance of someone's political career. Your sacrifice to donate $50 to Obama is a mere pittance to the "donations" made by oil companies at the request of a powerful Democratic Congressman to fund his eponymous school after which he just happened to help them keep a multi-million dollar tax break. In the midst of all this depressingly shady news, <a href="http://www.feministe.us/blog/">Jill Filipovic of Feministe</a> helps me find yet a few things to be thankful for, like poultry, broken bones, the potential benefits of moving back home and getting half-heartedly spanked by Henry Paulson.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5098600/beau-biden-gets-his-seat+filler-and-the-financial-sector-gets-your-money" title="Click here to read more about Beau Biden Gets His Seat-Filler And The Financial Sector Gets Your Money">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				In <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2008/10/06/2008-10-06_report_tobacco_companies_paid_hollywood_.html">a revelation</a> that would have shocked and appalled absolutely no one of the time, it seems that "secret contracts" exist proving that Old Hollywood took money from Big Tobacco to Smoke Cigarettes onscreen. "Researchers at the Tobacco Control journal reveal that many of the biggest names of Hollywood's golden age - including Clark Gable, Henry Fonda, and Lauren Bacall - took money to endorse tobacco products." Guess they figured they might as well get paid for it! [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2008/10/06/2008-10-06_report_tobacco_companies_paid_hollywood_.html">NY Daily News</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5060056/thank-you-for-smoking" title="Click here to read more about Thank You For Smoking">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				If the <em>National Enquirer</em> weren't relentless hyping its as-yet pictureless story about John Edwards' baby, we could just spend the whole morning talking about Republican hypocrisy, the new poster child for which is Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens. Good old Interwebs Ted was indicted on corruption charges, so we talk about that, his ass-grabbing Alaskan colleague (hint: it isn't Senator Lisa Murkowski), Olympic-sanctioned censorship, late apologies, Al Sharpton on the importance of admitting one's mistakes, and John Edwards' hush money that isn't hushing everything. God, it's like everyone's a hypocrite but <a href="http://www.glamour.com/news/blogs/glamocracy/">me</a> and Moe, and that might just be because nobody knows yet.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030910/john-edwards-ted-stevens-and-everyone-else-are-hypocrites" title="Click here to read more about John Edwards, Ted Stevens And Everyone Else Are Hypocrites">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>We said it <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-must-be-stopped-275586.php">eight hours ago</a> and we'll say it again: God is dead. Because Paris Hilton has a Teen Choice Award nomination.  [<a href="http://wwww.tmz.com/2007/07/06/paris-is-teens-choice/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/275866/and-again-we-say-paris-hilton-must-be-stopped" title="Click here to read more about And Again We Say: Paris Hilton Must Be Stopped">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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