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			<title><![CDATA[Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President]]></title>
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				Sarah Palin has always enjoyed toying with us, but for the past few months she's seemed largely irrelevant. We all thought she'd given up on public office and was content to mouth off for cash and/or serve America in other ways. But it seems we have all been had. In an interview with Fox Business's Eric Bolling, Palin hinted at the true nature of her fiendish plans: She's going to run for president! But not in the traditional, lamestream way. No, she's going to come in at the last minute and "save the day." Man, we should have known. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885923/sarah-palin-reveals-diabolical-plan-to-spontaneously-run-for-president" title="Click here to read more about Sarah Palin Reveals Diabolical Plan to Spontaneously Run for President">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Conventional Crap: Top Shelf Liquor, Chris Matthews & Madonna]]></title>
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				I'm about the leave for the airport to help kick off the start of the Democratic National Convention tonight with various bashes, booze, and bonding with other bloggers. One of those bloggers already in Denver is <a href="http://kaysteiger.blogspot.com">Kay Steiger</a>, who works at <a href="http://www.campusprogress.org">Campus Progress</a> and will be blogging for <a href="http://www.pushback.org">Pushback</a> and <a href="http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/">RH Reality Check</a> while she's there. She's one of our rotating clan of conventioneering Crappyists for the next week, and she gets right into the Crappy spirit with a hangover, a discussion of Madonna's newest endorsement, what I could teach Chris Matthews and where Bill Kristol can stick his new-found feminism (hint: it's also a synonym for donkey).				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5041269/conventional-crap-top-shelf-liquor-chris-matthews--madonna" title="Click here to read more about Conventional Crap: Top Shelf Liquor, Chris Matthews & Madonna">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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