The GOP faithful, ever ready to storm the moral high ground and erect a glittering, priapistic citadel, jumped all over NBC’s yet-to-be-scripted Hillary Clinton teleplay like a gaggle of magpies who’ve caught a glimpse of a shiny Cracker Jack ring. “Aha, liberal scum!” cried RNC Reince Priebus, wearing his ceremonial leopard-skin loincloth and trumpeting the battle cry of his long-oppressed people through a conch shell. “We know you’re just making a glorified Hillary Clinton campaign ad! Your bias has been exposed to the doe-eyed American people.” Except that now, rumor has it the Hillary movie may be produced by Fox Television Studios, which, as even Priebus must know, is the sister company to the sandbox where conservatives go to exchange strains of pink eye with each other, Fox News.
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