Sir Richard's Condom Company, no stranger to "offbeat" marketing campaigns, wants to know what you won't put in your vagina. A fair question!

The ad's tagline is "We just hope you keep all chemicals out of your vagina" — the company's condoms are free of spermicide, paraben, and glycerin (and sold at Whole Foods, naturally) — but here's an incomplete list of other entities some women refuse to let near their nether-parts:

• investment bankers
• bowlers
• pastry chefs
• street preformers
• brad
• mixologists
• roadies
• "all men"

Condom Maker Asks Women What They Won't Put in Their Vaginas [Adweek]