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A brilliant pro-life propaganda video taught us all that the not-so-secret agenda of Planned Parenthood is to make us all into sex addicts. Thank goodness, Lucifer Sam was willing to tell the hard truth about what it looks like when you slide down the slippery slope of being an abortion junkie: More »
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If Mitt Romney's decision to strap his dog to the car roof and drive it all the way to Canada upsets you, maybe DeltaEchoBravo's lovely limerick about the incident will make you feel better: More »
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This morning we met a woman who, thanks to the miracle of photoshop, had some seriously freaky hands. Some were haunted by the image, but JamieMF was inspired to create a gripping Lifetime movie based on her life story: More »
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The Dubai fountains that were choreographed along with "I Will Always Love You" are cool enough, but now LaComtesse has provided an even better way of looking at them: More »
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While Rick Santorum was raking in campaign cash, mcstabbypants was busy pondering what the rest of us could do to retain our sanity: More »
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Rick Santorum won big last night. We weren't quite sure what to say about it, until Janet Snakehole reminded us that a (moving) picture is worth a thousand words: More »
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An Arizona lawmaker believes white people should get their own holiday, and stetson37 has some brilliant ideas about just how we should celebrate such a meaningful occasion: More »
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Susan G. Komen for the Cure has created a shitstorm by pulling their money from Planned Parenthood, but, according to catoleena, this all could have been avoided if they'd paid attention during the years they did support the organization: More »
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We were feeling sad about the asshole millionaire who killed a guy and then adopted his girlfriend so she could ensure his fortune didn't go to his victim's family. But then rachel723 came along and cheered us with an updated take on the classic Annie tune "Tomorrow": More »
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Earlier, we got an invitation to an interesting event at Notre Dame Law School: "Professor Charlie Rice will present the Catholic Church's teaching on contraception and discuss the intrinsic links between contraception, abortion, and same-sex marriage. Pizza will be provided." Sounds like fun, right? Well, not as fun as the events Antonym has invited us to: More »
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When Virginia State Senator Janet Howell's amendment to require men to get rectal exams before they can get meds for erectile dysfunction failed, it was a disappointment to many. But as commenter totoro points out, it could have very serious consequences for a few: More »
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After seeing one chew on a shoelace, we were all about to rush out and get a baby snow monkey of our very own. Thankfully, didgeriwont was here to play the responsible parent: More »
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People in Russia have started using dolls to protest against the government, and vitajex responded with some genius insight into the meaning of it all: More »
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The strange fact that people can no longer eat human fetuses in Oklahoma definitely demands a song. Luckily, erinhorakova was here to rewrite the classic "Oklahoma!" for us: More »
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After Erin issued a call to help Rick Santorum get the uterus he so desperately needs, we got an email from MissMJByrne with this photo of the awesome donation she made to this very worthy cause:

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No sooner had we learned that male bowerbirds employ optical illusions to lure females, than glitter.thumbs uncovered this very amusing "crap email from a female bowerbird": More »
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Rick Santorum may have won in Iowa, but we're the real winners because AndPreciousLittleofThat has given us the only Rick Santorum double entendre we'll ever need: More »
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After we met the Purity Bear, Kyosuke reminded us that there's more than one way to make a bear creepy: More »
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A pastor and his wife took to their bed to encourage people to "Bring God back to bed," but, according to didgeriwont, God doesn't want in on any of that kinky stuff: More »
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Some third graders wrote a controversial little ditty about what it's like to be part of the 99 percent, but insomniac1729 devised an even more clever song: More »
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I knew Andy Serkis was a good actor when I caught myself thinking, "Wow, Gollum was really good in that scene." However, despite popular belief, there are some films he hasn't appeared in. VictorScope says of The Artist: More »
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Bad parenting makes for shockingly delightful cards. KristinJeannie says: More »
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A new service will allow Facebook users to leave a final message for loved ones, to be posted upon their death. cherrybalm says: More »
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Brad Pitt may be an expert on making it into the pages of Us Weekly, but clearly he needs some tips on accessorizing. BeccaTheWitz, secret agent in training says: More »
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So, the new Girl Scout cookies sound kind of gross, but you know you're going to be wolfing them down anyway. didgeriwont explains: More »
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A woman's body was found on a royal estate, which isn't funny at all, but it did give rise to a thread that's a must-read for fans of royal and corgi-related humor. LaComtesse kicked things off, saying: More »
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The latest issue of Vanity Fair features Daniel Craig, George Clooney, and Matt Damon, which sparked an interesting game of fuck/marry/kill. Whiteteaandpoptarts says: More »
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In Michele Bachmann's latest campaign ad she brags that she has a "titanium spine." Reenelk predicts we're about to see a new type of birther emerge: More »
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It sure wasn't a good day to be Michele Bachmann! First her campaign chairman left her for Ron Paul, and then Janet Snakehole totally hit the nail on the head with this rock solid retort: More »
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It's too bad that weaselina wasn't around when they were writing the Constitution, because her method of picking our next leader is way better than holding an election: More »
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Sick of people meddling in your lady business? AndPreciousLittleOfThat has a solution: More »
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Reviewers used some interesting terms to describe the lead character in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, but no one captured her quite like glitter.thumbs: More »
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We've determined that scientifically, Santa's existence is a tad questionable, but as always the children the children find ways to keep hope alive. Today we were reminded by Guppylumpagus that Santa can bring us more than just Christmas cheer; he can also bring us pepper spray: More »
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"The Christmas Shoes" is the worst Christmas song of all time, and it doesn't even provide good fashion advice on what one should wear to heaven. Ding-DangBlog says: More »
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It's a Christmas miracle! A shared hatred of a certain holiday tune has finally united the most bitter of foes. BabyJane explains: More »
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Today the Kardashians unveiled this year's modern day Dynasty Christmas card, and BabyJane has written the accompanying holiday tune: More »
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Today we learned the women's sexual enhancement drug "LibiGel" is a dud. vitajex has some ideas for making the gel sound more awesome than it is. More »
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Studio executives are worried about The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo because apparently, chicks don't dig sexually violent marketing. Citizensnizzips has a solution: More »
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After enduring the Think Like A Man trailer, some wondered why women must "catch" their men. crawledoutofthesea explains: More »
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Women may be getting bad health information thanks to the faux controversy over birth control, but thankfully wheresthenextmeme has a solution: More »
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