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"First of all, alternative papers need to keep their alternative-ness, they need to keep their cover stories, they need to keep their original take on city politics, they need to keep their alternative views, opinions, coverage and analysis of local arts, and they need to keep their alternative comics, columns, features and commentaries."

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"Yech, all around."

thefrontpage commented on Capitol Hill's Schedulers Struggle With Simple Tasks!

"If these memos are indeed real, well, that's a joke right there."

thefrontpage commented on Wonkette Wish List: Larry Craig 'Bobblefoot' Mascot Dealy

"The St."

thefrontpage commented on Meet Barack Obama's Cabinet Of Rivals!

"Everyone knows Obama's running mate is going to be Ralph Nader."

thefrontpage commented on Ralph Nader Magically Makes Bush/Cheney Disappear

"It's a joke!"

thefrontpage commented on Capitol Hill's Schedulers Struggle With Simple Tasks!

"Are these memos real?"

thefrontpage commented on Lobbyists Concerned Over Lack Of Lobbyist-Controlled Campaigns

"Cindy McCain's posing for Maxim and Barely Legal next!!!!"

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"This is even better than the Orange, N.J."

thefrontpage commented on Impoverished, Chaotic McCain Campaign Will Fail Big, Say Republicans

""Fail?" Hah."