Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

""picked my friend Alec Niedenthal and I" The grammatical term for this sort of error is 'trying too hard.'"

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on BMW Uses Virginity To Sell Cars • Playboy-Posing Olive Garden Employees Will Keep Their Jobs

"I went to school with one of a pair of twins who had different skin colors: my classmate was a boy with pale skin, light eyes, and blond hair; his sister looked very much like him but had dark skin, eyes, and hair."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on The Fashions At Fox's All-Star Party Were Really, Really Bad

"Gretchen Bonaduce?"

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Elisabeth Hasselbeck Has Never Used A Vibrator

"I've always preferred hands to vibration, myself."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Practical Tips For "Personal Style" Or, Why Not To Listen To Women's Magazines

"I'm definitely a '40s."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on From The Cocksuckers At American Apparel

"Holy crossover!"

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Paul Janka's Class Act Does Not Impress Dudes

"I feel unclean just from reading this."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on The Few Celebrities Who Wouldn't Sell Pictures of Their Kids

"Gawker thinks I'm (formerly) cute! Even though neither I nor my parents bear any resemblance to Jennifer Garner or Ben Affleck, I looked -exactly- like Violet as a kid."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Make-Up Free Blonde Lady Terrorizes Vacation Town

"She looks like a person."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Cary Tennis

"@DorothyMantooth: I've actually been assuming the letter is from a Gawker commenter."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Cary Tennis

"I'll be honest about this one-- I think he handled this one with grace and class."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Patti Smith Forced to Explain Her Hair to NYT

"Way to keep it smart and classy, NYT!"

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Naomi Campbell, Wealthy Mogul Save Nigeria By Partying

"I like an elegant man with a blunt."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Photoshop Of Terrors!

"Not to mention, I can't imagine that necrophilia makes for a very good phone sex scenario. "I'm sooooo dead for you, big boy""

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Kids & Weddings: Bad Idea?

"All I know is that at the last two weddings I attended, the most entertaining part was hanging out with the kids."

Cthulhah Bankhead commented on Photoshop Of Horrors

"So I have to ask..."