Ceiling Cat commented on Kelly Bensimon May Be Crazy But She's Definitely Confused

"@Rosaxe: I was about to be all over you for that until I realized that you were actually quoting HB on that bone in the nose stuff."

Ceiling Cat commented on Kelly Bensimon May Be Crazy But She's Definitely Confused

"@Alohamaid: Well, I for one have been waiting for someone -- please, SOMEONE!"

Ceiling Cat commented on The Most Confusing 3 Minutes Of Our Psychology Career

"But- but-- Montell Jordan!"

Ceiling Cat commented on Michelle Williams Practices First Position

"@Ting-a-ling: I used to do this in high school with my friends, was always roundly accused of being a lezebel."

Ceiling Cat commented on The Bristol Grilling

"My favorite part was when the Candie's guy was all, "Just because you're wearing high-heeled sexy shoes doesn't mean you should have a baby.""

Ceiling Cat commented on Kim Kardashian: Xanadon't

"If this were anyone else, I'd be like forget it."

Ceiling Cat commented on The Hills: Fashion Critiques

"This is taking it back, but there was also the time when LC and Whitney went to Paris and didn't know how to pronounce "Givenchy." I feel like this show is like, I have a lot of money and like to shop a lot, so I "am really into fashion." But you know, that's not exactly how it works, if you are trying to get a job in fashion."

Ceiling Cat commented on Tight End: "What Do You Do If Your Chic Farts?"

"A guy I knew in high school didn't know that women pooped until he was about 12 and was walking a neighbor's female dog, and....."

Ceiling Cat commented on Photoshop Of Horrors

"@battleaxonista: Duh, this pose how you get boobs + crotch in the same picture!"