purplejesus commented on Gwyneth Paltrow Expresses Concern Over Italian Cobblestones

"It's like walking up a murky stream filled with stones."

purplejesus commented on Madonna Ignores Fan's Attempt At Engagement; Obscene Gesture

"How has a woman that freaking ugly become so freaking famous?"

purplejesus commented on Paris Hilton's Doggie Polos Mean The Terrorists Have Won

"Hatin' on Paris is so au currant."

purplejesus commented on Uma Thurman Has That Big Red Freshness

"Behind these iron grates I will flay you!"

purplejesus commented on Ali Larter: It Takes Two (To Exit Upright)

"They're so serious."

purplejesus commented on Annals Of Anorexia

"The reason these models are so thin is so they can look like teenage girls."

purplejesus commented on Pink Has A Perfect Day With Pooches, Pacific

"The lady takes care of herself."

purplejesus commented on Sex And The City Cast Were Practically A Parody Of Themselves On Oprah

"I think Oprah meant how does it work physically without there being peen present--which is the single stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life!"

purplejesus commented on Let's Be Honest Barry; He Kept On Playing Games And The Loving Was Not The Same

"The Rev."

purplejesus commented on Dannii Minogue & Friend: Golden Girls

"Aiieeee."

purplejesus commented on Amy Winehouse Arrested For Assault

"Amy is a hot mess all right, but what she really needs to do is get back in the studio and do some fuckin' work!"

purplejesus commented on A bunch of Jane Austen enthusiasts

"Jane is scrumptious to read compared to -- >yuck< -- Henry James."

purplejesus commented on Oldies but goodies...

"Angela Davis is a true American heroine, to use the gender term."

purplejesus commented on Amy Adams Gets Down To Lapdog Level

"The dogs look like they are about to attack, but Amy's coolness and cuteness will stop them."

purplejesus commented on Tyra Tackles The Weighty Issue Of "Fatsploitation"

"Oh come on!"

purplejesus commented on The Simpsons: Muumuus Are The Uniform For Working From Home

"I've been working from home for years and the biggest problem is wasting time visiting online sites like Jezebel, which eats (pleasantly) into my day."

purplejesus commented on Christina Aguilera Is Not Happy

"I know that look: Bebes had me up at 4:30 and my brain hurts."

purplejesus commented on DIY Semen Detection Kit Enables People To Tell The Difference Between Toothpaste And Cum Stains

"You don't need a kit to tell whether your teenage boy has been ejaculating."