punchyourself commented on Hipster Grifter Only Had Like Three Good Lines, Besides 'Hot Mom-Job'

"she is the intellectual equivalent of the copy/paste function..."

punchyourself commented on Con Man Priyantha Silva Still Wants You in His Movie

"so those adorable indian kids he sold me weren't genuine Slumdogs?"

punchyourself commented on The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'

"too bad she's a Grifter Browns = witty, great tattoo, terrible hemlmet"

punchyourself commented on Grinning Pirate Is the Toast of NYC

"he was all over chloe sevigny at LIT the other night"

punchyourself commented on Gawker "Cesspool Blog" Says One Who Should Know

"aw, she says that cause she LIKES you silly"

punchyourself commented on Why Ron Burkle Will Never Be Happy

"ian fleming can't write evil villains this perfect."

punchyourself commented on Goodbye, Steve Dunleavy

"dunleavy used to drunkely call in his stories from borrowed cell phones at night, presumably to someone who would then transcribe (re-write) the drunken gibberish into NY Post english (or is there an alliteration machine i don't know about?)."

punchyourself commented on Dave Zinczenko's Valentine

"it's not as cool as the diamond covered zizenko skull he's gona get this valentine's though"

punchyourself commented on Look Backstage For Burlesque Club's Real Scandal

"if you ask any europeans where they want to go in new york they always say zeee box."

punchyourself commented on The Definitive Guide to the Beatrice Inn

"sometimes Norm's daughter just wants to go where everybody knows cocaine and they're always super stoked you came"