punchyourself commented on Gawker "Cesspool Blog" Says One Who Should Know

"aw, she says that cause she LIKES you silly"

punchyourself commented on Why Ron Burkle Will Never Be Happy

"ian fleming can't write evil villains this perfect."

punchyourself commented on Goodbye, Steve Dunleavy

"dunleavy used to drunkely call in his stories from borrowed cell phones at night, presumably to someone who would then transcribe (re-write) the drunken gibberish into NY Post english (or is there an alliteration machine i don't know about?)."

punchyourself commented on Dave Zinczenko's Valentine

"it's not as cool as the diamond covered zizenko skull he's gona get this valentine's though"

punchyourself commented on Look Backstage For Burlesque Club's Real Scandal

"if you ask any europeans where they want to go in new york they always say zeee box."

punchyourself commented on The Definitive Guide to the Beatrice Inn

"sometimes Norm's daughter just wants to go where everybody knows cocaine and they're always super stoked you came"

punchyourself commented on Missing-Woman Story Somehow Turned Into Freegan Trend Piece

"she's at Freeman's?"

punchyourself commented on Meet New York's Latest "Celebrity" Cokehead!

"a week before she gets fucked by the Beatrice coke greek"

punchyourself commented on Jared Paul Stern, A Manhattan Media Tragedy

"you are a gossip columnist yourself, so it's a little strange to be so pious ("you deserved it stern!" repent now!") ..."

punchyourself commented on Why Follieri's Scam Was Different

"wait, isn't clinton and yucaipa's mission supposedly to develop minority owned businesses?"