mrtrailsafety commented on Roy Den Hollander Will Not Be Intimidated By Lesbian Feminzai Bonerkillers

"what a limp-dick candy-ass!"

mrtrailsafety commented on Manic Pixie Dream Girls Are The Scourge Of Modern Cinema

"OK."

mrtrailsafety commented on Girl Crush: Carla Bruni-Sarkozy

"Carla is my idea of Foreign Affairs."

mrtrailsafety commented on Eggs: The Best Things Anyone Ever Pulled Out Of An Ass

"Imagine my cast iron skillet, preheating while I chop garlic."

mrtrailsafety commented on Brain tumors are notoriously

"so...if Novak pops a Viagra, hits a pedestrian, then it's the "brain boner's" fault, right???"

mrtrailsafety commented on Facebooked: The Art Of Choosing A Picture

"oh hell."

mrtrailsafety commented on The New Teri Garrs: Five Actresses We'd Want To Get A Beer With

"Terri Garr was *fan-fucking-tastic* in "After Hours"."

mrtrailsafety commented on Wifey: Rejecting The Norm

"the quoted passages were evocative."

mrtrailsafety commented on Katie Holmes: Blast From The Not-So-Stylish Past

"Maybe Tom is dialing back to the '80s, when he was a squatty steroidal fireplug, and needs to change everything around him to make it work."

mrtrailsafety commented on Advice From Your Inner Grandma: You Can't Change A Man

"Well, his part of the settlement was keeping all the iPorn."

mrtrailsafety commented on CB2, Anthropologie & Delia's: More Bedding Porn For SleepyHeads

"re: Rosemary [last frame] "Italian campaign bed". Which Italian campaign?"

mrtrailsafety commented on Lara Logan and the War Correspondent Sex Scandal Double Standard

"jesus jumping christ!"

mrtrailsafety commented on Sean Penn: He's Baaaaack

"in 1990 Mr Penn missed his street-cred moment when he did his jail time in rural, white Inyo County instead of the multi-culti, gritty, urban Twin Towers."

mrtrailsafety commented on Lindsay & Sam: Got Any Fries To Go With Those Shakes?

"Milkshake images from "There Will Be Blood" come to mind...Along with threats of damnation & redemption. What-ev-errr!"

mrtrailsafety commented on England To Martha Stewart: Denied! • Woman Beats Sex Offender Neighbor With Bat

"Promise statue?"

mrtrailsafety commented on Glamour's "Beach Issue": Fight Cancer While You Soak Up The Rays!

"@redallover: Bondo like you've never seen it...except here!"

mrtrailsafety commented on Racism Will Get You Hacked, But Sexism Will Make You Money

"This proves that the GOP HumorBots are programmed to run into walls."

mrtrailsafety commented on Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure

"Worry not."