j.lu commented on This Week In Tabloids: Jamie Lynn Is Jilted, Angelina Is Hormonal

"What idiots."

j.lu commented on "How Do I Tell A Casual Sex Partner I May Have Given Him Herpes?"

"Where is this week's Pot Psychology?"

j.lu commented on April Fools! Yes, It Was A Joke. Duh.

"I wish I didn't have to say this, but....."

j.lu commented on And The $300 Million Defense Contract Goes To...The 22-Year-Old Abusive Boyfriend Who Never Had A Job!

"I'm in miami beach, and I'm going to his office right now"

j.lu commented on "Do I Have To Give Myself An Enema Before Anal Sex?"

"Please GOD tell me you are doing an extended Pot Psychology on 4/20."

j.lu commented on "What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?"

"I LOVE LOVE LOVE pot psychology."

j.lu commented on "Will I Look Like A Whore If I Keep A Supply Of Magnums?"

"I just realized that this column is always posted at 4:20 ."

j.lu commented on Aren't You Glad You're Not At That Art World Clusterfuck Right Now?

"You're late, Art Basel was last week - it ended yesterday."

j.lu commented on Do You Now Ash Your Cigarettes In The Sweets You Once Loved?

"Damn the desk gin, Moe!"

j.lu commented on "I Know You Hate Me But..."

"Rally ladies."

j.lu commented on Hundreds Dead In Pakistan; Superbugs; Proactiv...

"Okay, since we're all here commenting right now, and I'm face down in a bottle of Chianti -- do you all wanna make out or what?"

j.lu commented on Hundreds Dead In Pakistan; Superbugs; Proactiv...

"@Moimeme: I was working a shitty job in an art gallery before I took my "glamourous" PR job, from which I got fired from because I won't blow editors for coverage."

j.lu commented on Hundreds Dead In Pakistan; Superbugs; Proactiv...

"Oh Moe, please keep dipping into what I imagine to be "desk gin", it justifies me doing the same -- except I don't work from home, so technically, I could be fired."

j.lu commented on What movie doesn't benefit

"Xana-Don't"

j.lu commented on Meet Your New Dreamgirl, You're Gonna Love Her

"That really just ruined my high."

j.lu commented on Does Jenna Bush Have Deep-Seated Granddaddy Issues? "Ana" Contains Clues...

"errrr..."

j.lu commented on "You Have Destroyed True Love."

"Moe dipping into the desk gin early..."

j.lu commented on Our pick for seriously cool

"Most importantly, I think, is "the photos of which made for the biggest selling issue of French Elle of all time". Wake up editors!"