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"this pretty much sums up the reason why every girl has issues; it can always be traced back to the father."

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"i enjoy the fact that rich took off his socks when he realized how dirty they were..."

WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow commented on "What's Wrong With Me?"

"the combo of the music, rich's shirt and the chili made this a pot psych classic."

WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow commented on "If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"

"other suggestions for songs to hum while giving a hummer: the theme to star wars, 'under pressure', and 'when the saints go marching in'."

WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow commented on "Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"

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WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow commented on Austrian Man Locked His Daughter In The Basement For 24 Years

"i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks the wife is a dumbass."

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"i recently stopped taking prozac and this has proven more effective in reducing my depression."

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"i had no idea Jesus owned the color red."

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"there is nothing natural about that."

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"@Lindie: seriously."

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WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow commented on "Will Squirting Too Much Make Me Incontinent?"

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