HPgirl commented on Texas Officials Keep Teen Moms From Polygamist Sect In State Custody

"@arodriguez.romero: It was the NY Times."

HPgirl commented on Forgetting Sarah Marshall: "Raunchy", "Painfully Intimate", "Partially Undercooked"

"He is Nick fucking Andopolis and he can do no wrong."

HPgirl commented on This Week In Tabloids: TomKat Split; Ashlee Simpson's Engaged & Pregnant; Mariah Carey Is Slim

"@Eeva Penelope Arbuthnot-Ramsbottom: Oh."

HPgirl commented on Zooey & Scarlett: Which Winsome Indie Starlet-Turned-Indie Songstress Do You Most Adore Or Abhor?

"@bigtittycommittee: HA."

HPgirl commented on Fat Cat

"@Smackdown: How do you PUT a cat on a diet? The qstn sounds retarded, I know, but I'm curious."

HPgirl commented on Dear Oprah, Mariah & Leona: Don't Forget That Curly Hair Is Beautiful Too

"@Dear Blond Diary...: Curly Girl Salon?"

HPgirl commented on Dear Oprah, Mariah & Leona: Don't Forget That Curly Hair Is Beautiful Too

"@kgibbs: HA."

HPgirl commented on Rachel Bilson, Mom, Shop At Quik-Mart

"@hortense: Heh."

HPgirl commented on Erica Jong's Sister: "Fear of Flying Has Been A Thorn In My Flesh For Thirty-Five Years"

"I think I will forever be traumatized by her waking up in the hotel room in Paris and she's having her period."

HPgirl commented on Gerard Butler & Cameron Diaz: It's On

"@hortense: Um, who ARE the Jonas brothers? Btw, not really connected but I despise the American version of What Not to Wear."