Jezebel: Cocktails

Kathie Lee's On-Air Wardrobe Gallery Sadly Lacks Booze

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:35:00 EST

Did you know that Kathie Lee's Today show wardrobe has its own Twitter account? You can see what she wears, every day, as she guzzles her way into our hearts during the ladyhour of the show. Each post mentions the dress designer and the jewelry designer for each ensemble, but fails to inform us what KLG imbibed during the program. So we took it upon ourselves to pair drinks with the dresses. More »

Booze Is Not Good For Your Skin

Anna North — Thu, 12 May 2011 16:25:00 EDT

You know how when you drink a lot, your skin looks sort of sallow and mottled in the morning? Yeah, well, one bar offers cocktails that supposedly have the opposite effect. Skintoxicating! More »

Booze Makes Beautiful Art

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:48:00 EST

What you're looking at is Champagne. Michael Davidson creates art by crystallizing drinks on lab slides and using a microscope with a camera attached. Most his images involve alcohol that has been magnified over 1,000 times. More »

Cocktails Inspired By Objectionable People

Anna North — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 17:56:00 EST

We recently received a list of "drool worthy cocktails" conceived in honor of sexy actors — but we decided the world really needs more cocktails named after awful people. Mix it up, after the jump. More »

Skyy Continues The Vodka=Penis Ad Campaign

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 29 Sep 2010 19:34:00 EDT

First the brand sucked balls. Now a new Skyy ad makes vodka a sexy phallic symbol around which women wrap their legs. (Although we've seen the bottle in person and it's much smaller.) It's all part of the vodka=cock movement! More »

What's Your Nom De Booze?

Sadie Stein — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 11:52:00 EDT

More into muddling than burlesque? You can still have the saucy sobriquet: in cocktail circles, boozy aliases are all the rage! This article namechecks a Hunny Vermouth, Dark & Stormy, Dirty Goldschlager and Bellini. But sorry, ladies: Brandy Alexander's mine. More »

A Drink For All Seasons: Holiday Cocktails We'd Like To See

Anna North — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:20:00 EDT

Today I got a press release for a "0 calorie 0 sugar natural flavored water beverage that goes perfect with your favorite cocktail." Even more dubious were the drink suggestions, all pegged to the theme of Mother's Day. More »

McNuggetinis, "Church Wine," And Other Beverages One Should Never Imbibe

Anna North — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:20:00 EST

The recent popularity — or meta-popularity — of the McNuggetini has led us to consider that mainstay of high school parties and apparently beyond: the really gross drink. More »

No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:40:00 EST

At Christina Hendricks' holiday party last weekend she served her guests, including Jon Hamm, shrimp skewers and a cocktail she invented. She's shared the recipe for her Corzo Pumpkin Spice Cocktail, which is served in a martini glass, naturally. [People] More »

Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:20:00 EDT

Christina Hendricks — Mad Men's Joan — was making cocktails on Martha Stewart's show today, which should have been fun. But the segment was a little strange. More »

Ladies Night

Sadie Stein — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:40:00 EDT

We're all about the idea of Golden Girls cocktails (hell, we're all about a Golden Girls-themed bar), but we suspect they could handle something a little stiffer...we've always seen Blanche as an Amaretto Sour girl. [BuzzFeed] More »

"Who Wants The Hand That Rocks The Cradle Mixing Whisky Sours?"

Sadie Stein — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:40:00 EDT

Women and alcohol? Horrors! Cock-tale of woe, straight-up. More »

Dita Von Teese: Is It Time For A [Cock]Tail Yet?

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:10:00 EDT

[Seattle, April 1. Images via WENN.]

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:55:00 EDT

The Chicago Jezebels will be meeting tonight at 8:00 at Hopleaf, 5148 N. Clark St. Enjoy! More »

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:55:00 EDT

The SF Jezebelles are having a meet-up tomorrow, June 7 from 5pm on at the Alembic Bar at 1725 Haight Street (between Cole and Shrader). Enjoy! More »

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:45:00 EDT

DC Jezebels! Crappy Hour contributor, guest-blogger and former Wonkette Megan Carpentier is hosting a drinky meetup tonight! 6:30 pm; The Big Hunt; 1345 Connecticut Ave. Enjoy. More »

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:30:00 EDT

Seattle Jezebels! Drinks tonight: Nite Lite Restaurant/Dive Bar at 6:00 pm. 1926 Second Avenue; (206) 443-0899. There are two bars to choose from once inside; head to the left for a smaller bar, pool table and darts. Have fun! More »

Ad Libs

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:20:00 EDT

New billboards for Damskaya, a Russian Vodka aimed at women, (which we've written about before) have hit the metro stations in Moscow. The tagline, "Between us girls," is meant to lure chicks to the booze, because, says Natalya Shumilina, marketing director of the distillery, "In Russia, vodka is definitely a masculine product." But Gennady Onishchenko, Russia's surgeon general, is not pleased. "Most likely, the next step will be infant's vodka for infant consumption," he says. He thinks Russia's consumer protection agency should look into filing charges against the Vodka's distillery for violating consumer rights laws. But here's question: How do we feel about the Marilyn Monroe upskirt shot? [NY Times] More »

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:40:00 EST

L.A. Jezebelles! There is a commenter drink thingy tonight, 9 p.m., at the Cat & Fiddle. Enjoy! (If you're wondering how to find out about events, join our Facebook group. Thanks.) More »

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:45:00 EST

Los Angeles Jezebels! There is a drinky thingy tonight: 8pm, Weiland Brewery Underground, 505 S. Flower St., between 5th &6th Streets. Happy hour is from 10pm-2am. Enjoy, and report back, please! Reminder: Get info about commenter events and drinks and crap on our Facebook page. Thanks. More »

Announcements

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:50:00 EST

Ladies and gentlemen, there's a Jezebel commenter meetup in Philadelphia tonight. It's being held at Sugar Moms, any time after 6pm: 225 Church St., which is 1 block north of Market St. The city of brotherly love is going to get its sister act on! Philabels, drink up! If you need info about Jezebel commenter gatherings, check out our Facebook page and join a local group. Have fun! More »

Is It Time For A Drink Yet?

dodai — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:50:00 EST

Announcements

dodai — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 14:40:00 EST

It's a shitty, rainy day in New York City but things should turn around later at the commenter meetup! It's tonight from 7-10pm at The Magician, 118 Rivington Street (at Essex Street). Get your drank on, ladies. We'll do our best to stop by. More »

Announcements

dodai — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:20:00 EST

Denver Jezebels! There's a meetup tonight. Here are the details: It's at Spicy Basil, 1 Broadway, Unit B-100 at 7:30 pm. Look for someone named Alissa. Organize yourselves here for now, we're behind in adding all of our new Facebook friends. More »

Announcements

dodai — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:20:00 EST

Commenter Trashtastic writes: "A few of us are wanting to organize a Baton Rouge/New Orleans Jezzie Fun Fest. We've tried reaching out to other BR/NOLA Jezzies on the threads, but its hard for us to track it all. We wondered if you would mind posting a shout-out for us?" Sure! Also, everyone should know that we have a Facebook page, where you guys can talk to each other and maybe create groups based on where you live and whatnot. Anywhoozle, any Baton Rouge or New Orleans Jezebelles should make yourselves known right here. More »

Announcements

dodai — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:40:00 EST

Commenter rosiered writes: "The San Francisco Bay Area commenters (of whom I am one) are trying to hold a get-together this Friday [aka TONIGHT!] at 8 p.m. at the Toronado, a bar in the Lower Haight. The address is 547 Haight St., near the corner of Haight and Fillmore, next door to the amazing bratwurst place, Rosamunde. Skinny Bone Jones just told me she can't make it *sniff.*" Aw, but there's still fun to be had. Bay Area babes, get your drink on! More »

Announcements

dodai — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:30:00 EST

Hey L.A. Jezebels, ceejeemcbeejee wants to remind you that there's a boozy meetup NEXT Friday. Something about "dancing puppets." Is that a euphemism? Anyway, if you're interested, the info is here. Have fun; send us pix? More »

Kate Moss: Not-So-Super Role Model To Schoolgirls

Jessica G. — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:00:00 EST

Is Kate Moss sending a bad message to Britain's schoolgirls? Some teachers think that England's failure to prosecute Kate for her documented cocaine use in 2005 undermined the country's anti-drug efforts. "Teenagers need to see people who have broken the law suffer the consequences,' said Pat Langham, president of the Girls' Schools Association. [Daily Mail]