In a new poll, CNN asked people if "space aliens, time travelers or beings from another dimension" made Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 disappear.
It's always a good day when a major media organization asks the American public to chime in on how they think news events relate to plots from the X-Files. But CNN really knocked it out of the park this time. "Now here are a few groups that some people have suggested may be responsible for the disappearance of Flight 370 if an accident or mechanical failure was not the cause," states question Number 26 on my favorite poll of all time about anything ever. After terrorists, hijackers and someone from the crew, the poll lists "space aliens, time travelers or beings from another dimension" as one of the possible answers:
TIME TRAVELERS. YES.
Not only did they put the question on their poll, but they reported on it as well (this is the greatest thing to ever happen. SERIOUSLY):
9% believe that space aliens or beings from another dimension were involved.
I'm pretty sure that number is a result of this guy voting over and over again:
I'm very discouraged about a lack of any mention of the Lizard People or robots being involved, but that's just me, reaching for the stars again.