Jezebel: Clueless

Every Single Outfit Worn By Cher In Clueless, In Under 60 Seconds

Whitney Jefferson — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 16:05:00 EDT

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Well isn't this the best thing we've seen all day: a video perusal through every ensemble that ever had the privilege of being worn by Cher Horowitz in Clueless. Spoiler alert: There are fifty of 'em. More »

Busy Bachelor Seeks Part-Time Wife

Anna North — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 14:48:00 EDT

Sometimes a crap Craigslist ad drips with douchery aforethought — and sometimes the dude responsible just seems authentically, painfully clueless. The following missive from a currently wife-less "professional" falls into the latter camp. More »

Clueless At 15: Appreciating A Failed Field Guide

E.A. Hanks — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:03:00 EDT

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It's a truth universally acknowledged that everything awesome is somehow related to Jane Austen: forgiving empire-cut dresses, Colin Firth, Alan Rickman, funny girls who get the guy, Colin Firth, and of course, Amy Heckerling's contemporary classic Clueless, built on Emma. More »

Liking "Like:" Wherein Christopher Hitchens Discovers Valley Girls

Anna North — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 17:20:00 EST

It appears Christopher Hitchens has finally seen Clueless, because he's come up with a decades-too-late analysis — and mild condemnation — of the word "like." More »

"Rolling With My Homies"

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:50:00 EST

[Los Angeles, November 5. Image via INFDaily.]

Cosmo Thinks Women With Integrity Are Total Failures

Jessica G. — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:00:00 EDT

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Cathy Alter might claim that women's magazines saved her life, but we're a little more skeptical. To crib a line from Cher Horowitz, looking for advice in a Cosmo quiz is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie, and yet, something about the title of this quiz enticed me: Are You Destined For Success? Feeling reasonably content with my career trajectory, I thought to myself, I am totally going to ace this idiot quiz. How wrong I was! My lack of ruthlessness or duplicity caused Cosmo to term me an "Undetermined Dawdler." (BURN!!!) Here's the first question: "While shopping, you and a pal spot a top that you both love, but there's only one left. Do you let her have it?" The options are: A) Yeah, it's not worth fighting over. B) Hell no, you'll tear it out of her hands if you have to. C) You try to steer her toward another shirt that would look much hotter on her, hoping she'll take the bait. I chose A, because, you know, she's my friend and it's just a shirt. Wrong answer! More »

Reader Roundup

Jessica G. — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 16:30:00 EST

Best Comment of the Day, in response to The Bad Girls Are Just Mean Girls: "Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value." We say: We hope there's still time to party with the Haitians even while we're hoping for world peace. • Worst, in response to This Week In Tabloids: "That girl can exercise all day if she wants to, but she is still fugly as hell. Her face is wonked up but good - big black caterpillar eyebrows, no eyes to speak of, potato nose, no apparent cheekbones or facial bone structure, big drooly overbite - and this is after she got her Chiclet teeth fixed...she's a dog." We say: uh, what was our new rule about Girl-on-Girl crime? Can it with the Mean Girls shit, mkay? [Image via Oh! My God! I Miss You. ] More »

When Teens Go To Broadway Shows, Broadway Shows Start To Suck

Jennifer — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 18:30:00 EDT

Move over Noel Coward. And Stephen Sondheim. And Clive James. The most influential Broadway tastemakers today? Tween girls. Yes, the same demographic that drives the success of High School Musical and Hannah Montana is now the directional force in American theatre. With the runaway success of Wicked, which was adopted by adolescent girls as a favorite (despite the fact that it was never marketed to them to begin with), theatre producers are now trying to sell — and re-sell — the oldest, hackneyed, already-seen stories wrapped in some pretty, sparkly (and deceptive) packaging. See: Legally Blonde: The Musical, the number of "American Idol" losers currently having runs on The Great White Way, and the current workshopping of Clueless: The Musical. More »