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This fall we gave Marie Claire style director Cleo Glyde shit for giving more space to the bony ass of hyperexposed celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe, but this month she errs on the opposite side and spends two pages lavishing all over a stylist who Googles zero, Geordy Noppe-Brandon. We have no idea where he came from, but as you can maybe tell from this picture with Isaac Mizrahi he as a little bit of that Andy Milonakis je ne sais quoi, except that instead of having a rare genetic disorder by which he talks in a high-pitched voice and doesn't age, Geordy is actually only seven years old, half the age of the leading Hollywood paparazzi photographers. More »
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Not to speak ill of my neighbors or anything, but Marie Claire style director Cleo Glyde always struck me as a somewhat silly person. I mean, she runs pictures of herself in the magazine every month, generally modeling some extreme new style trend with a Zoolanderish expresssion on her face, and she did a column last month about being styled by Rachel Zoe, and she once wrote about how she used to be a model but she hated eating nothing but grapes and laxatives all day or something, which is why it's good there is such a market for preaching "body acceptance" to American women, so she just started eating and learning to accept her body, with the help of two liposuction procedures. Anyway, I mean, now that I'm laying it all out there, it's really no biggie, but Cleo seems to think it's time for some soul-searching, so just in time for the holiday December 2007 issue she decided to "reset [her] moral clock" and "live Biblically" for awhile, inspired by the new A.J. Jacobs book The Year of Living Biblically, only Cleo already told us she is not that great at dieting so she only does it for a week. And how does it go? More »
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