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				Last night, a patron at an LA bar took it upon himself to question the sexuality of the star of <em>Indiana Jones And The Murder Of Your Childhood Memories</em>, referring to Shia The Beef as a "fucking faggot."  Bar fight!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5753027/some-guy-calls-shia-lebeouf-names-punching-ensues" title="Click here to read more about Some Guy Calls Shia LeBeouf Names, Punching Ensues">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:30:56 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Forced To Cancel Paris Concert]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kevin Smith: Coverage Of Controversy Is &quot;Pathetic&quot;; Mary Kate Splits With Nate]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Kevin Smith</strong> says the way the media covered him being kicked off a Southwest flight was, "Pathetic. I was unfairly bounced and discriminated against, but they never bothered to tell that story. They just went with the easy fat jokes."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5479533/kevin-smith-coverage-of-controversy-is-pathetic-mary-kate-splits-with-nate" title="Click here to read more about Kevin Smith: Coverage Of Controversy Is &quot;Pathetic&quot;; Mary Kate Splits With Nate">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amywinehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a></strong> divorced <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #blakefieldercivil" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #blakefieldercivil" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/blakefieldercivil/">Blake Fielder-Civil</a></strong> in July, but it seems they've reunited:  She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5422851/amy--blake-are-back-on--lindsays-freaking-out-in-india" title="Click here to read more about Amy & Blake Are Back On;  Lindsay's Freaking Out In India">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a></strong> whined to <em>Vibe</em> about how <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oprahwinfrey" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #oprahwinfrey" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/oprahwinfrey/">Oprah Winfrey</a></strong> treated him after he assaulted <strong>Rihanna</strong> saying, "I didn't get a call from them or anything. I felt embarrassed, but at the same time I felt stabbed in the back."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5421056/chris-disses-oprah--bet-will-playgirl-publish-nude-pics-of-tiger" title="Click here to read more about Chris Disses Oprah & BET; Will Playgirl Publish Nude Pics Of Tiger?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kathy Griffin Stars In Kate Is Enough:  The Kate Gosselin Story]]></title>
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				Last night on <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JIMMY KIMMEL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JIMMY KIMMEL" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jimmy-kimmel/">Jimmy Kimmel</a> Live</em>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATHY GRIFFIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATHY GRIFFIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kathy-griffin/">Kathy Griffin</a> shared the trailer at left for her (sadly fake) <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATE GOSSELIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged KATE GOSSELIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kate-gosselin/">Kate Gosselin</a> biopic. It's probably the only Lifetime movie we've ever wanted to see, especially since <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JON GOSSELIN" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jon-gosselin/">Jon Gosselin</a> is played by <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GEORGE TAKEI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GEORGE TAKEI" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/george-takei/">George Takei</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5356600/kathy-griffin-stars-in-kate-is-enough--the-kate-gosselin-story" title="Click here to read more about Kathy Griffin Stars In Kate Is Enough:  The Kate Gosselin Story">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 24 May 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Is this leaked list of supposed Oscar winners for real?  Most of the "winners" are pretty expected, but there are a few upsets listed as well, namely in the Supporting Actress and Screenplay categories. [<a href="http://www.cinematical.com/2009/02/18/oscar-winners-leaked">Cinematical</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5157797/spoiler-alert--were-the-oscar-winners-leaked" title="Click here to read more about Spoiler Alert!  Were The Oscar Winners Leaked?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Rihanna Says She's "Doing Well"; TMZ Claims Police Photo Wasn't Stolen]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Rihanna issued a statement through her representative saying, "she wants to assure her fans that she remains strong, is doing well, and deeply appreciates the outpouring of support she has received during this difficult time."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5157640/rihanna-says-shes-doing-well-tmz-claims-police-photo-wasnt-stolen" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Says She's "Doing Well"; TMZ Claims Police Photo Wasn't Stolen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				He was once judged on a competition-based reality show, and now he will reportedly do the same to aspiring models on the upcoming 12th Cycle of <em>ANTM</em>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5147032/clay-aiken-to-judge-americas-next-top-model" title="Click here to read more about Clay Aiken To Judge America's Next Top Model">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 05 Feb 2009 10:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Hilary Duff told <em>Elle</em> she was a virgin back in 2006. The now 21-year-old actress is claiming she never said such a thing.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5112064/the-strange-case-of-the-state-of-hilary-duffs-hymen" title="Click here to read more about The Strange Case Of The State Of Hilary Duff's Hymen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Sarah Palin's spokespeople say she is <em>not</em> snubbing Oprah Winfrey by refusing to appear on her show. Palin's flack says it's "nothing personal" and that Palin has just been too busy. "The governor was invited to appear. She was also invited to appear on Letterman, Leno, Stephanopoulos, <em>The Daily Show</em>. She passed on a vast majority of these requests," Palin's spokesdude, Bill McAllister, says. Uh oh. Now Palin has really done it. You can slight Letterman; you can kick Stephanopoluos to the curb. But you never, ever mess with the Oprah. [<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/12/08/palin-didnt-snub-oprah-spokesman-says/">CNN</a>]
<li>Katy Perry is publicly apologizing for calling herself a "skinnier version" of Lily Allen last year. "I was just kind of joking and trying to be funny," Perry tells <em>Us</em>. "I didn't mean anything by it. Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously." Hmm, Lily's not so amused! Quoth Ms. Allen: "She's like, 'Aha, I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinner version of Lily Allen!' It's like, you're not English and you don't write your own songs, shut up!" [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/news/katy-perry-apologizes-lily-allen-weight-jab">Us</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5105724/oprah-winfrey-will-make-sarah-palin-wish-shed-never-been-born" title="Click here to read more about Oprah Winfrey Will Make Sarah Palin Wish She'd Never Been Born">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Dec 2008 18:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Holy Xenu! Katie Holmes looks freakin awesome on the cover of <em>T: The New York Times Style Magazine</em>. She claims she is not the pawn of Tom Cruise: "There's a misperception about me that I just became this wallflower, this woman who doesn't have any control of her life. "And that's pretty wrong. From the very beginning, I've made choices in my life that have been very strong." Plus: "When I met Tom I was completely in love and, yes, I admired him growing up &mdash; he's Tom Cruise! When I met him, he was so warm and I thought, Wow! You can be a superstar and a human being. He made me feel so amazing." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244205,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Another glamorous shot of Katie, and one of Tom Cruise, from <em>T Magazine</em>. [<a href="http://popsugar.com/2567895">Pop Sugar</a>]
<li>Amy Winehouse has "escaped" from her hospital bed and went to a recording studio and a friend's house before returning to the hospital "in the early hours." Sneaky! [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2008640.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]
<li>Alex Rodriguez speaks! About his relationship with Madonna! "We're friends – that's it. I've been to two [of her] concerts, yet I've read that I went to 20. I've also read that we were buying an apartment together. That is absolutely ridiculous and not true." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20244527,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5102371/katie-holmes-claims-to-be-in-control" title="Click here to read more about Katie Holmes Claims To Be In Control">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				David Duchovny is <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/28521501.html">out of sex rehab</a> and was spotted attending a Czech festival in New York with wife Tea Leoni. And they don't look miserable! • Not quite as adorable as Obama holding a baby, but <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-06-introducing-31">this photo</a> of Minnie Driver and her newborn Henry is pretty fricken cute. • Clay Aiken on his <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20231309,00.html">recent leap out of the closet</a>: "I am not defined by my sexuality. It is, simply, a small facet of the same person I have always been. Nothing has changed." [<a href="http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/28521501.html">ONTD</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-06-introducing-31">Perez</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20231309,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5059697/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Clay Aiken is suddenly a lot more likeable. It's not just because he's finally stated the obvious, but because of how he's handling it. In an interview with Diane Sawyer that aired on <em>Good Morning America</em> earlier today, Clay said that he's not making any kind of announcement because, duh, we all knew he was gay. He said that he just wants to end questions about his personal life because he doesn't want his son growing up thinking that he's lying or ashamed about who he is. The best part about all this?  Clay isn't trying to sell some shitty new CD or book, he's just engaging in a genuine discourse about tolerance. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054724/how-showbiz-helped-clay-aiken-come-out-of-the-closet" title="Click here to read more about How Showbiz Helped Clay Aiken Come Out Of The Closet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>After six months, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are moving to Germany. Maybe. But! "Friends" say there's tension. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1061237/Misery-Brad-Angelina-arrive-Berlin-amid-MORE-break-rumours.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]
<li>Award-winning journalist Christiane Amanpour says Renée Zellweger is "very smart about current affairs." That is an enviable endorsement. [<a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/style/living-proof-luncheon">NY Observer</a>]
<li>Lindsay and Sam loved Tina Fey's Sarah Palin impersonation. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09252008/gossip/pagesix/not_so_mean_130586.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Natalie Portman: Single again. She and Devendra Banhart will remain friends but need space. Perhaps his beard was coming between them. [<a href="http://www.intouchweekly.com/2008/09/in_touch_exclusivenatalie_port.php">In Touch</a>, <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228734,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Sharon Stone still has custody of her son, whom she supposedly lost custody of earlier this month. Seems like the court clerk made some kind of error. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/24/stone-still-has-custody-of-kiddie/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Kelly Osbourne on Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez: "I was directly across from them [at a show during Fashion Week]. I've never seen two people pretend to like each other more in my life. They were holding hands, but it looked like Victoria was holding a shitty bit of toilet paper!" [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/09/25/kelly-osbourne-brands-victoria-beckham-and-j-lo-false-115875-20751492/">Mirror</a>]
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				<ul><li>Ellen DeGeneres has come out against Proposition 8 on her <a href="http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2008/09/my_political_point_and_i_do_ha.php">blog</a>. She says: "It’s called, 'The California Marriage Protection Act' &mdash; but don’t let the name fool you. It’s not protecting anyone’s marriage. Not yours. Not mine." She continues: "Please VOTE NO on Proposition 8. And now that you’re informed, spread the word. I’m begging you. I can’t return the wedding gifts &mdash; I love my new toaster." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228501,00.html?xid=rss-topheadline">People</a>]
<li>Steven Spielberg and wife Kate Capshaw have matched Brad Pitt's $100,000 donation to fight Proposition 8. [<a href="http://campaignsilo.firedoglake.com/2008/09/23/spielberg-capshaw-match-pitt-same-sex-marriage/">The Campaign Silo</a>]
<li>Trouble in paradise for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Apparently she was peeved that he took a bunch of trips after she gave birth to the twins, so she threatened to leave him. Everything is probably fine, but what if they did break up? So sad. And what a freakin mess. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1726508.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">The Sun</a>]
<li>Yes, Clay Aiken is gay. Also! The sky is blue. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09242008/gossip/pagesix/clay__im_gay_aiken_130421.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Did Kate Moss break up with Jamie Hince because he didn't want to father a child for her? Seems like she wants another kid and he's afraid to commit to that, since he's always touring with his band. Anyway: Looks like they might be patching things up. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1726389.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5054057/ellen-to-voters-just-say-no-to-proposition-8" title="Click here to read more about Ellen To Voters: Just Say No To Proposition 8">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				There's no delicate way to put this: Patrick Dempsey <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1725297.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=USA">likes spanking</a>. The <em>Grey's Anatomy</em> heartthrob said, "Romance is an atmosphere, a feeling, a mood, a place, it’s in the air. It is the little things - even a spanking every now and then!" • More details on Travis Barker and D.J. AM's <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228239,00.html?">horrific plane crash</a>: they managed to survive because "they slid down the wing on the right side of the plane," and though they both were on fire, "they tackled each other and put each other out." • Whoa, Sharon Stone has <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/09/65890/index.html">lost custody</a> of her 8-year-old son, Roan. Stone originally had joint physical custody with ex-husband, newspaper editor Phil Bronstein, but a judge has ordered that Bronstein get full custody permanently "unless there is a change of circumstances." Wonder what happened with that one. • Breaking!! Clay Aiken  <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-23-finally-6">comes out of the closet!</a> Next he'll be telling us bears shit in the woods! [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article1725297.ece">The Sun</a>,<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20228239,00.html?">People</a>, <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/09/65890/index.html">ET Online</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-23-finally-6">Perez</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5053853/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This news might shake the very foundations of your world view: Hugh Hefner has been hanging out with a new ladyfriend and she's <a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13475/new_brunette_threatens_to_disturb_delicate_balance_among_hugh_hefners_girlfriend_trio/"><em>brunette!</em></a> His preference for blondes has long been established and the introduction of the naturally tressed model Dasha Astafieva into his stable of Girls Next Door might not be a welcome one. • There is no recession when you're a megastar: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/ben-affleck-and-jennifer-garner-buy-16-million-house-in-california">bought at $16 million house</a> in Los Angeles that "includes 7 bedrooms, 7 baths, 6 fireplaces, a brick wine cellar, a library and a 3-car garage." • Music Producer Jaymes Foster, who had been artificially inseminated with best buddy Clay Aiken's junk,  <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20217863,00.html">gave birth</a> to a baby boy named Parker Foster Aiken this morning. [<a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13475/new_brunette_threatens_to_disturb_delicate_balance_among_hugh_hefners_girlfriend_trio/">Celebitchy</a>, <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/ben-affleck-and-jennifer-garner-buy-16-million-house-in-california">Us</a>,  <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20217863,00.html">People</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5034758/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Esteemed architect and Angelina Jolie impregnator, Brad Pitt, will <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSL0265190920080602?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt">help design</a> a new luxury hotel in Dubai.  • Speaking of Angie, she is on <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-making-peace">speaking terms</a> with her father, actor John Voight, again. • Clay Aiken is going to have a <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/02/clabys-sex-unveiled/">boy</a>! How long until TMZ starts making cracks about the baby's sexuality? [<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSL0265190920080602?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt">Reuters</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-06-02-making-peace">Perez Hilton</a>, & <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/06/02/clabys-sex-unveiled/">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5012274/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Melissa Joan Hart will star in a <a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2008/05/29/hart_stars_in_potty_training_video_diary/7234/">online potty training video</a> for Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Pull-ups. It's safe to say that her career's in the crapper. ZING! • Clay Aiken is going to be <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/clay-aiken-to-be-a-father/">a daddy.</a> Music producer Jaymes Foster, who is reportedly in her late 40s, has been artificially inseminated with Clay's junk and is expecting her first child in August. • Vancouver Canucks player Luc Bourdon  <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-29-rip-73">was killed</a> this afternoon when his motorcycle hit a tractor trailer in New Brunswick, Canada. He was only 21. Too sad. [<a href="http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Entertainment/2008/05/29/hart_stars_in_potty_training_video_diary/7234/">UPI</a>,<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/clay-aiken-to-be-a-father/">Us</a>, <a href="http://perezhilton.com/2008-05-29-rip-73">Perez</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5011703/loose-lips" title="Click here to read more about Loose Lips">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The new issue of <em>Vanity Fair</em> isn't out yet, but Miley Cyrus is already warning fans that she's mortified of the semi-topless pictures of herself inside. "I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," she says. A starlet's first shameful shoot is a tale as old as time and a rite of passage, no? [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/miley-cyrus-embarrassed-by-semi-topless-vanity-fair-pics">Us Magazine</a>]<br   />
<li>The Disney Channel, which airs Miley's hit show, <em>Hannah Montana</em>, says: "Unfortunately... A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines." [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20195785,00.html">People</a>]<br   />
<li>Ooooh here's a shot. Provocative? It's Annie Leibovitz, of course. She's really been <a href="http://jezebel.com/368655/is-vogues-lebron-kong-cover-offensive">controversial</a> lately. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b133259_Miley_quotEmbarrassedquot_Over_Vanity.html">E!</a>]<br   />
<li>Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt <em>did</em> attend the White House Correspondents dinner on Saturday night. They sat at <em>Fortune</em> magazine's table. Other tidbits from that night: Colin Firth couldn't get into the Bloomberg party; Kal Penn (aka Kumar of <em>Harold & Kumar</em>) hung with Salman Rushie and claims he doesn't actually smoke weed; Pete Wentz shouted, "I just want to thank my girlfriend's vagina!" before he started DJing. Stay classy, D.C.! [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04282008/gossip/pagesix/hills_hustlers_grab_a_table_108443.htm">Page Six</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/384592/miley-cyrus-fifteen--topless-in-vanity-fair" title="Click here to read more about Miley Cyrus: Fifteen & Topless in Vanity Fair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Dec 2007 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				Canadians: Such a wildly unexpected bunch!  According to a <a href="http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20070827/chatelaine_070827/20070828?hub=Canada&s_name=">just-released survey</a> conducted by Canadian's women's magazine <a href="http://www.chatelaine.com/english/index.jsp"><em>Chatelaine</em></a>, 1 in 5 Canadian women has cheated on her partner, yet half of the women surveyed list "loyalty" as the quality they desire most in a mate.  Which makes sense, we suppose, because really &mdash; isn't there only room in a relationship for one cheating partner? More interesting, though, were women's responses to, um, slightly less dissertation-worthy questions:<ul><li>1 in 10 have used marijuana in the past year.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/294279/canadian-women-have-a-secret-theyre-pothead-heathens-who-believe-in-honesty" title="Click here to read more about Canadian Women Have A Secret: They're Pothead Heathens Who Believe In Honesty">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Aug 2007 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Moe is being interrogated by El Al as I type this, which means that her stock market/foreign policy-illuminating "Evening Purge" will be on hiatus until she returns from The Homeland next week.  <em>(My</em> homeland, she keeps telling me.  Not hers.  Whatevs.)  And so, back by <em>not</em> popular demand, my Bush-hating, animal-loving "End of Days"!  Anyway, enjoy, peeps!<ul><li>A musical about the life and times of Clay Aiken and his obsessive fans is no longer bound for Broadway. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2007/08/15/broadway-not-aiken-for-claymates-musical/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/289950/broadway-momentarily-un+gay-clay-aiken-musical-cancelled" title="Click here to read more about Broadway Momentarily Un-Gay: Clay Aiken Musical Cancelled">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I've been saving a lot of money on sunscreen this summer by watching so much daytime TV. So what if <em>Oprah</em> and <em>Tyra</em> have been reruns? They still have me talking to the TV, even though it might be stuff I already said to it earlier this season. This week for The Lady Bunch, Tyra cements her fag haggotry by cozying up with Clay Aiken; Ross the Intern and Paula Abdul both take turns in the guest co-host seat on <em>The View</em>; and Oprah can admit when she's wrong&mdash;when it comes to her wig choices. After the jump, more on this week's shows.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/280891/elisabeth-hasselbeck-threatens-to-flash-barbara-walters" title="Click here to read more about Elisabeth Hasselbeck Threatens To Flash Barbara Walters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Paris Hilton spoke to Barbara Walters from jail and we will be watching <em>The View</em> in two hours to hang on to Barbara's ev-uh-wee word. [<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3264588">ABC News</a>]</ul>
<li>Madonna and JFK Jr. abstained from having sex with each other. Because they didn't have condoms, and AIDS still killed celebrities in those days. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06112007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Princess Diana was a Mean Girl to Fergie, had the "attention span of a fruit fly," and Camilla didn't even really love Charles as much as her first husband. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19144294/site/newsweek/page/0/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Just heard on Fox & Friends from a caller regarding <em>The Sopranos</em> finale: "I'm glad you're focusing on this topic a little more than Paris today." [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/11/AR2007061100025.html">Washington Post</a>]
<li>Dina Lohan visits daughter Lindsay in rehab, but only as an excuse to miss a court date. Jail = so good for a career these days! [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20041962,00.html">People</a>]
<li>Jennifer Aniston is like two degrees of sex-aration from Posh Spice. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_headline=jen-bloke%2Ds-posh-link%26method=full%26objectid=19276911%26siteid=89520-name_page.html">Mirror</a>]<li>The Clay Aiken message boards are totally <em>flaming.</em> [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06112007/gossip/pagesix/aiken_site_too_hot_to_handle_pagesix_.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Ryan Seacrest blames <em>American Idol</em>'s ratings drop on an "oversaturation" of judge Simon Cowell. After Seacrest's soliloquy in <em>Knocked Up</em>, we pretty much agree with <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19034185/">everything he says</a>. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19079608/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Dennis Quaid's surrogate mother (wife?) is carrying twins. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20041964,00.html">People</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/267661/once-upon-a-time-iconic-blonde-celebrities-used-condoms-avoided-incarceration" title="Click here to read more about Once Upon A Time, Iconic Blonde Celebrities Used Condoms, Avoided Incarceration">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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