<![CDATA[Jezebel: Cisco Adler]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Cisco Adler]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/cisco adler http://jezebel.com/tag/cisco adler <![CDATA[Reese Witherspoon's Moving From Marital House to Martial Arts House]]>
  • American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5702306&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Isla's Intimate Wedding; Lindsay's Loathing L.A.]]>
  • Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony — held at sunset in Paris last week.
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5498844&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable]]>
  • Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5113585&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> In an unfortunately timed cover story, Shia LaBeouf discusses his issues with booze in an upcoming issue of Details (the interview took place before his DUI arrest this past weekend, of course). Shia says that prior to his arrest last fall for trespassing at a Chicago Walgreens, he used to regularly smoke and drink with his dad, a former heroin junkie who lives in Shia's garage. "We would drink together and smoke together, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink." • Singer/producer/serial starlet-dater Cisco Adler told People this weekend, "I like smart women. I don't always find them, but I like them." That's pretty obvious from his former girlfriend roster, known brains Mischa Barton, Lauren Conrad, Kimberley Stewart, & Paris Hilton. [DListed, People] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5030459&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[B-List Stars Wear B-Plus Duds At Wango Tango]]> The KIIS FM Wango Tango show took place in Southern California on Saturday with acts like Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, Danity Kane and The Jonas Brothers. Walking the red carpet were B-Listers Kim Kardashian, Shar Jackson, Ryan Seacrest and, um, Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, is she A-list anymore? Concerts are not formal events, but the "creative" ensembles sported by some of the attendees were truly awful. Lindsay joins the Kardashians, rappers Pitbull and Flo-Rida and Perez Hilton, in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, after the jump. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=389475&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Loose Lips]]> Woa, Britney's really getting it together now! TMZ says she is prepping for a bit part on CBS's How I Met Your Mother. Maybe Neil Patrick Harris will whip her into shape. • Mischa Barton loves her some musicians. Her last boyfriend was the elephantine-balled Whitestarr frontman, Cisco Adler, and now Mischa's reportedly dating Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke. • Despite British web reports to the contrary, George Clooney and girlfriend Sarah Larson are not engaged. [TMZ, Perez, Us] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=366111&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kim Kardashian Is Spoken For; Britney's Got A Beau]]>
  • Kim Kardashian is engaged to NFL star Reggie Bush! We're starting to suspect she likes black guys. [Perez Hilton]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=339444&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Owen Wilson Speaks]]>
  • Owen Wilson has given his first interview since his suicide attempt — and it's going to be on MySpace. Director Wes Anderson spoke with Owen about their latest film, Darjeeling Limited, and is posting the discussion tonight at midnight. We have a feeling it's going to be totally work-related, but you never know. [People]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315416&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Kate Hudson: Women Need To Understand Men Are Made For Fucking]]> Kate Hudson lands the cover of Harper's Bazaar with this profundity, as spotted by that paragon of carnivorous virility Perez Hilton:
"As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous. When people ask, 'Do you believe in monogamy?' Well, of course that's what you want. But part of what I love about men is that it's hard for them to be monogamous. Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men. And vice versa.
Uhhhhhh, you mean it's hard for you to be monogamous, Katie-pie? Anyway, we were confused, so we brought the dilemma to masculinity expert and former Jane magazine editor Jeff Johnson. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=287490&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Which Celebrity Do You Most Regret Knowing About? Emo-Himbo Edition]]> The new Vanity Fair came the same day as the Conde Nast supplement Fashion Rocks, but both left us with a similar overwhelming sensation: that of our heads silently screeching I WANT MY NEURONS BACK. Which brings us to our first installment of what we hope will be a fun exercise for you and all your friends: "Eternal Sunshine of the Celebrity-Spotless Mind," wherein you get to pick the celebrities whose existences you most regret knowing about. It's tough to choose, what with so many boldface names — Leigh Lezark! Brooke Hogan! Dante! Cacee Cobb! — swimming around your precious mental RAM. So we're splitting up the poll into categories, the first inspired by next month's VF profile on the winsome male hangers-on of the Hollywood club scene, Kevin Federline, Cisco Adler, Steve Aoki, the Madden brothers and Pete Wentz. After the jump, the poll — and our "voter's guide" to the story's best anecdotal highlights, lest you didn't hate yourself enough already. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=286444&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Snap Judgment: Greasy Boy Cisco Adler Needs Neither Teeth Nor Mischa To Get Mojo Going]]> Lucky for Cisco, the fall that broke his teeth while bustin' a move at Hyde nightclub last night also earned the pity of a blonde willing to climb on top of him. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=254097&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[It's a cruel world.]]> It's never easy losing a job. On top of the humiliation of being frog-marched out of the building in tears by the steroid-abusing former army corporal turned security guard, you worry how will you pay the rent, the bills, your dealer - it's a very stressful time. But at least you have love. Oops. No you don't, because he just dumped you, even though he's a hairy loser with all the charm of a moist turd, and half the intelligence. More »
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