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Paris Finally Admits Cocaine Was Hers, Wears Special Costume In Court

Sadie Stein — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 19:20:00 EDT

Paris Hilton entered guilty pleas on two misdemeanor counts and has finally admitted the coke was hers. Her plea deal gets her a year's probation. [CNN]
The judge says straighten up and fly right. Or else. [US]

Frances Bean Lashes Out At Mom Courtney Love

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Francis Bean Cobain allegedly sent a message out to her mother, Courtney Love, via (an unverified) Twitter account.

Catherine Zeta-Jones Not "Aesthetically Beautiful"; Charlotte Lewis Talks About What Polanski Did

Megan Carpentier — Sun, 16 May 2010 10:20:00 EDT

Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]

Tom And Gisele: Not Engaged After All?

Hortense Smith — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 10:00:00 EST

Perhaps Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen aren't really engaged after all. "We don't know a thing about it," says Brady's father: "We talked to him and there's nothing to say. It's rumor, rumor, rumor."[US Magazine]

Celebrity Rehab: Chyna Says She's Never Done Steroids Or Been Addicted To Any Drugs

Slut Machine — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:00:00 EST

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Retired wrestler Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna) refuses to admit that she has an addiction problem, which is weird because she's voluntarily living in a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility on the show Celebrity Rehab. On the most recent episode of the show, Dr. Drew decided to address the "elephant in the room" and confront Joanie about steroids, something that's long been rumored about her, considering her physical appearance and deepness of her voice. (Also, if you've ever seen her sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, then you've also seen her clitoris, which is very, very long. Link NSFW.) She out and out denies the use of steroids, and also denies being addicted to or even having used other drugs, even though at one point she talks about how "people" were giving her pills and pills and pills and telling her to take them. Clip above. More »

Best. Headline. Ever: American Gladiators...

Jessica — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:45:00 EST

Best. Headline. Ever: American Gladiators vs. Intelligent Women. When we read that we pictured Chyna whacking Madeline Albright with a giant Nerf bat. That would have been awesome, but the story's actually about the producers of American Gladiators forcing a contestant to re-shoot an interview because she sounded too smart. Competitor Tanji Johnson originally said, "I plan to get to the top as expeditiously as possible." The producers made her do a second take, saying instead, "I plan to get to the top as fast as possible." Huff Po blogger David Wallechinsky thinks the change was encouraged to save "the core target audience for American Gladiators, young white males...from the discomfort of having a black woman use a word they did not understand." [HuffPo] More »