So Many Good Ways To Attack McCain-Palin...So Little Time

Megan Carpentier — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:00:00 EDT

It's finally Friday and even though Jason Linkins and I are desperately looking forward to sleeping in tomorrow (not together — he's married!), we struggle valiantly to bring to you the best crap that the news has to offer. And what it has, unlike Ari Fleischer's asshole, is actually somewhat refreshing: plenty of good ways to attack Sarah Palin! And good poll numbers for Obama! That, plus a psychological profile of the guys who are into the GOP ticket, more about Tucker Bounds' sexual preferences and what you can do, if you have extra money lying around, to mess up the McCain Train. More »

Nothing Says 'China, Just Like Us' Like Freak Multiple Birth Pictures!

Moe — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:00:00 EDT

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UPDATE: And the galvanizing fear of terror attacks! In cuter news, meet the Jiaos. They're quintuplets. What one-child policy, right? Anyway, these are some of China's youngest "Olympics ambassadors," although they are not the "sweetest" as chosen by preeminent lecherous horndog filmmaker Zhang Yimou, no, his picks for 10 Olympic Sweethearts are on another page of this state-sponsored site, but anyway, the Olympics is still not yet happening, though it is only a matter of 17.92 days, which on a slow news day means lots of China-related stories to read, namely the New Yorker story about the nationalistic rage of China's internerd youth, reared on science fiction, Fox News clips and years of 10% annual GDP growth attained making consumer goods for a bunch of pathologically clueless West. They seem like nice enough kids, but they tried to beat up this one Chinese Duke student for trying to make friends with Tibetans and the worst thing about brainwashed people is how they hear "brainwashed" the first time and think it describes everyone else. So that and Chandra, Chuck Hagel and the election after the jump. More »

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So Many Good Ways To Attack McCain-Palin...So Little Time

Nothing Says 'China, Just Like Us' Like Freak Multiple Birth Pictures!