Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope your day has been filled with only a minuscule amount of vomiting, screaming and other kinds of embarrassments. Use this thread to report on how well your aforementioned pranks performed, which of your relatives shamed your entirely family and other wonderful things that happened this holiday.

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Lastly, please enjoy “Hard Candy Christmas,” a rough around-the-edges, atypical holiday tune that will nonetheless give anyone comfort mostly because it’s sung by the one and only Dolly Parton for The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Listen to the RuPaul cover of it here.


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