Christine Ouzounian Offered $1 Million To Star In Batman Porn Parody

Christine Ouzounian, former nanny to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s kids and to Affleck’s sexual needs, seems to be parlaying her newfound fame into a career in Hollywood. And Hollywood is apparently more than happy to facilitate one.

According to reports, Ouzounian was offered $1 million to star in a superhero movie parody porn— the sequel to Batman v. Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody which amazingly already exists. It sounds like it could be a blockbuster.

From New York Daily News:

The first pornographic installment, released in June, starred the two superheroes battle each other. They’re joined by a sexy Catwoman, Wonder Woman and Supergirl in the “highly erotic and totally epic spoof,” according to a YouTube description.

Ouzounian will be offered the part of Batwoman, which will include three sex scenes, [TMZ] reports.

Ever since her alleged affair with Affleck (who will be starring in the real Batman v. Superman) broke up his marriage with Garner, her prospects of finding more employment in childcare are slim. Accepting this role would probably reduce those odds to zero.