New Jersey governor, professional sycophant, and unrequited Bruce Springsteen lover Chris Christie seems to be dislodging himself from Donald Trump’s shrieking asshole—but not for any noble reason, mind you. Offered several executive appointments, Christie turned down all of them, and in the meantime was passed over for the one he really wanted: attorney general.
CNN reports that Christie panted after this position, and that he had been assured of getting it. However, Trump ultimately appointed Jeff Sessions, Alabama Senator and audacious racist, as his attorney general. Christie was instead offered Homeland Security secretary, secretary of veteran affairs, ambassador to Italy, and a number of other ostensibly less flashy roles in the administration.
It seems that Christie’s star—despite its desperate glister—faded when he was incriminated in the New Jersey “Bridgegate” scandal. In fact, a whopping 71 percent of New Jersey voters would like to see him criminally charged. But who knows whether Trump would have honored his alleged promise in any case. “Honor” is not a word in Trump’s minuscule vocabulary.