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			<title><![CDATA[The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together]]></title>
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				In case you missed it, we now know that <strong>Chris Brown</strong> was for sure at <strong>Rihanna</strong>'s pre-birthday party the other night &mdash; because he asked workers and some guests to sign confidentiality agreements. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/16/chris-brown-rihanna-birthday-confidentiality-agreement/#.Tz4eDXIjG-c">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885937/the-awful-truth-rihanna-and-chris-brown-are-making-music-together" title="Click here to read more about The Awful Truth: Rihanna and Chris Brown Are Making Music Together">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Chronological Look at What Exactly Is Wrong With Chris Brown]]></title>
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				On Sunday night, Chris Brown performed live on television twice, and won his first Grammy, for Best R&B Album. This sparked outrage among certain people. It's tough keeping up with the ups and downs in the singer's life, but with every award and accolade he receives, a feeling of discomfort grows among his critics. How did we get here? What are folks so upset about? This timeline explains everything. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885776/everything-you-need-to-know-about-chris-brown" title="Click here to read more about A Chronological Look at What Exactly Is Wrong With Chris Brown">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Is Chris Brown Really Picking Up Girls By Promising Not to Punch Them?]]></title>
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				The rumor mill has furiously churned out a pretty damning story about convicted abuser and man-boy at large Chris Brown.  According to sources, his new courting technique involves an introduction and the line "I promise I won't beat you." With most other celebrities, this would just be another Bill Murray Punched Me in an Alley story. But with Brown, even if it's bullshit (and probably is), it's still kind of horribly believable.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885717/is-chris-brown-really-picking-up-girls-by-promising-not-to-punch-them" title="Click here to read more about Is Chris Brown Really Picking Up Girls By Promising Not to Punch Them?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Daniel Radcliffe’s Touching Love Letter to Your Vagina]]></title>
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				It's no secret that a lot of us get a little tingly in our magic area for <strong>Daniel Radcliffe</strong> now that he's come of age and it's totally acceptable to lust after him. Word must have gotten back to him somehow because the little rabblerouser can't seem to stop talking about sleeping with his fans and his fondness towards a <a href="http://jezebel.com/5881177/daniel-radcliffe-likes-your-hairy-potter ">hairy thicket</a>. But now he's outdone himself by showing off a party trick on Spanish TV show <em>El Hormiguero</em> in what could only be described as a love letter to your vagina – the letter M to be precise. If a man has the dexterity to twist his tongue into an alphabetical shape then you know he's got some mad skills in the bedroom. That sound you just heard from your cubicle was middle management locking the doors to their office and drawing the blinds, if you hurry you can be the first one to occupy the accessible toilets. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2101526/Daniel-Radcliffe-tongue-trick-Harry-Potter-star-shows-shape-shifting-tongue.html?ito=feeds-newsxml">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885619/daniel-radcliffes-touching-love-letter-to-your-vagina" title="Click here to read more about Daniel Radcliffe’s Touching Love Letter to Your Vagina">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to 'Fuck Off']]></title>
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				Judging from the amount of pro-<strong>Chris Brown</strong> sentiment around at the moment he's going to need to punch a baby on live TV and follow it up with a statement saying how much he enjoyed it before his diehard supporters switch camps. Until then he's happy to continue antagonizing the majority who feel that he hasn't been sincere enough in his apologies and actions after beating <strong>Rihanna</strong> by Tweeting this delightful message for the benefit of those who dared to question the appropriateness of his Grammy performances: "HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That's the ultimate FUCK OFF!" Sensing that perhaps a verbally abusive uppercase rant wasn't the best way to shake his hard-earned girlfriend-beating, homophobic, self-pitying tag, he deleted that one and took things down a notch. "IM BACK SO WATCH MY BaCK as I walk away from all this negativity #teambreezygrammy." [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/redcarpet/2012/grammys/news/chris-brown-tweets-to-haters-after-grammy-win/294378#ixzz1mQiZVDGy">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885280/proudly-unrepentant-abuser-chris-brown-tells-detractors-to-fuck-off" title="Click here to read more about Proudly Unrepentant Abuser Chris Brown Tells Detractors to 'Fuck Off'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Feb 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Woman Who Tweeted She'd Let Chris Brown Beat Her Inundated With Assault, Rape Threats]]></title>
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				Yesterday, the internet was abuzz and a-head-shake with news that several fans of Chris Brown expressed their adoration of the star by Tweeting that they'd let the convicted domestic abuser hit them in the face. Some concerned people even took it upon themselves to teach those female internet users a lesson about joking about domestic violence&mdash; by threatening to beat and even rape them.  One of the now-infamous Tweeters told me her side of the story.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885102/woman-who-tweeted-shed-let-chris-brown-beat-her-inundated-with-assault-rape-threats/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Woman Who Tweeted She'd Let Chris Brown Beat Her Inundated With Assault, Rape Threats">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: v/a5396fbf --><!-- /videoId: v/a5396fbf --> Today, the ladies of <em>The View</em> discussed the horrible <a href="http://jezebel.com/5884620/violent-lothario-chris-brown-spawns-worst-twitter-trend-ever">"Chris Brown can beat me any day" Twitter trend</a> that occurred during Sunday's Grammys. While everyone disagreed with the sentiments of the tweets, Sherri, an outspoken Chris Brown apologist, asserted that Brown is a possible role model for children coming from abusive families. BREAK NOISE.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5885034/sherri-shepherd-thinks-chris-brown-could-be-a-role-model" title="Click here to read more about Sherri Shepherd Thinks Chris Brown Could Be a Role Model">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Well, this is depressing.  After what seemed like 17 identical spasmodic performances and a Grammy award for Best R&B album, a contingent of Chris Brown's female fans took to Twitter last night to congratulate and compliment the famously punch-happy singer&mdash; by offering themselves up for celebratory beatings.  And all on a night that became a de facto memorial for a woman who was herself a victim of domestic violence. This is a whole rainbow of wrong. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884620/violent-lothario-chris-brown-spawns-worst-twitter-trend-ever" title="Click here to read more about Violent Lothario Chris Brown Spawns Worst Twitter Trend Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It wasn't all for happy reasons, but tonight's Grammys were certainly more interesting than a lot of years past. Whitney Houston's death hung over the proceedings, but there were plenty of fun moments too. Adele made her triumphant <a href="http://jezebel.com/5884506/adele-rocks-the-grammys-with-rolling-in-the-deep">return to the stage</a>&mdash;and basically won all of the Grammys too. Chris Brown looked like an idiot and sang like one too. Rihanna sounded and looked great. The Beach Boys gave a charming if slightly uneven performance. Jennifer Hudson gave Whitney <a href="http://jezebel.com/5884512/jennifer-hudson-delivers-the-perfect-tribute-to-whitney-houston">a proper send off</a>. Nicki Minaj got crazy&mdash;maybe a little too crazy&mdash;and Paul McCartney shut the evening down with a rendition of "Golden Slumbers."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5884507/your-2012-grammy-award-winners" title="Click here to read more about Your 2012 Grammy Award Winners">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				They say any publicity is good publicity, but that didn't exactly work out for prominent girlfriend beater <strong>Chris Brown</strong>. His public image never quite recovered from the just fallout that came from violently assaulting then-girlfriend <strong>Rihanna</strong> at a pre-Grammy party three years ago, but some idiot – or Chris Brown-hating genius – decided it'd be a solid idea to for him to celebrate that fateful evening by performing at, you guessed it, the Grammys. Because we all need a reminder of how horrible that night was. Though it hasn't been publicly announced, a source told media folk that it is indeed on the cards. This deserves more FAIL-related hash tags than I have the energy to type at the present time. [<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2097538/Chris-Brown-set-make-Grammys-comeback-years-assault-Rihanna.html?ITO=1490">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882952/chris-brown-to-celebrate-abuse-anniversary-by-performing-at-the-grammys" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown to Celebrate Abuse Anniversary by Performing at the Grammys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's a dubious title dished out by a totally skeezy website, but <strong>Katy Perry</strong> has topped a poll saying that she's the celebrity most guys would cheat on their significant other with. We're assuming straight guys, but those <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kelUCEcdO8M">Californian gays</a> are pretty into her so who knows? With her bestie <strong>Rihanna</strong> coming a close second, the adulterer wish-list also features <strong>Mila Kunis</strong>, <strong>Jennifer Aniston</strong> and <strong>Sarah Palin</strong>. Who would come up with such a tedious, free-pass poll? Why Ashley Madison, of course – aka the turd burgers who suggested men cheat on their <a href="http://jezebel.com/5855235/is-your-wife-fat-try-adultery"> fuller figured wives</a> back in November. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/most-cheat-worthy-celebrities-ashley-madison-list">Radar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877472/katy-perry-wins-dubious-title-of-most-cheat+worthy" title="Click here to read more about Katy Perry Wins Dubious Title of Most Cheat-Worthy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				We all have that friend who goes back to her ex despite the fact that it was a completely toxic relationship, and right now, it seems like <strong>Rihanna</strong> is that pal. Rumor has it she's secretly been hooking up with <strong>Chris Brown</strong> &mdash; for over a year. Awful feelings stir in the pit of the stomach when you read this quote from a music industry source:  "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well." [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/rihanna-and-chris-brown-have-been-secretly-hooking-up-2012181#ixzz1jokCBJ9l">Us</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877120/rihannas-been-secretly-hooking-up-with-chris-brown-for-a-year" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna's Been Secretly Hooking Up With Chris Brown… For A Year">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Are you sitting down? Do you use a bosu ball for posture? Well, you might want to hold onto the table because word is out that <strong>Kim Kardashian</strong> is a big ol' homewrecker. That's right, though there was plenty of talk about it at the time, <strong>Amber Rose</strong> has confirmed that her relationship with <strong>Kanye West</strong> went belly-up after he was found to be hanging out of Kim. "Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together," she said. "She's a homewrecker!" And it gets better, with Amber adding that Kim was definitely dating <strong>Reggie Bush</strong> at the time and instigated the whole thing by relentlessly sexting Kanye &mdash; not even stopping when Amber confronted her. "They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other," she added. "She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don't be that person.' I thought at least she'd be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded." Now, that's what you call an oldie but a juicy goodie. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/01/kim-kardashian-stole-kanye-west-homewrecker-says-amber-rose">Radar</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872910/confirmed-kim-kardashian-sexploded-kanye--ambers-relationship" title="Click here to read more about Confirmed: Kim Kardashian Sexploded Kanye & Amber's Relationship">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Figuring they'd squeeze in one more shit-storm of controversy before the year is out, <strong>Rihanna</strong> and <strong>Chris Brown</strong> have got eyebrows raised and at the ready after sending each other a series of secret-but-not-really-because-it's-a-public-forum love Tweets. Chris got the ball rolling when he wrote, "Love U more than you know." And Rihanna replied almost immediately with, "I'll always love u #1LOVE." Aside from the fact they still had more than enough characters to spell out the goddamn "you" in full, people are saying that the messages were meant for each other. And before all of you hateful, anti-gossip naysayers suggest it's nothing more than an unsettling coincidence she has been <a href="http://jezebel.com/5848574/unlike-you-rihanna-is-a-fan-of-chris-browns-music-and-doesnt-wish-ill-upon-him">vocally supportive</a> of him in recent months and found herself in the middle of a similar Twitter dalliance a few weeks back when his mom wrote, "HELLO LADY I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!" and Rihanna replied with, "Miss+Love u 2." Sidebar: what is it with parents and the Caps Lock key? [<a href="http://au.eonline.com/news/are_chris_brown_rihanna_sending_each/283342#ixzz1i1CeaK5p">E!</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5872053/rihanna--chris-brown-send-each-other-not+so-secret-love-tweets" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna & Chris Brown Send Each Other Not-So Secret Love Tweets">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Dec 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: hLQl3WQQoQ0 --><!-- /videoId: hLQl3WQQoQ0 --> If you can stop <a href="http://jezebel.com/5859220/the-adele-moment-that-articulates-everything-in-your-soul?tag=adele&autoplay">weeping into a pint of ice cream</a> while listening to "Someone Like You" for a second, there's good news: Adele could win six Grammys. <em>21</em> has been nominated for Album Of The Year and Best Pop Vocal Album; "Rolling In The Deep" is up for Record Of The Year and Song Of The Year; "Someone Like You" is nominated for Best Pop Solo Performance. She's also nominated in the music video category. The question is: Will she be <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2011/11/grammys-adele-may-sit-this-one-out-despite-six-grammy-nominations.html">able</a> to sing at the awards show on February 12?  Fingers crossed. Meanwhile, your friend Kanye West nabbed seven noms, and Rihanna, Foo Fighters, Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga are also among the nominees. Oh! And Chris Brown's <em>F.A.M.E.</em> is up for Best R&B Album. Fun.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5864133/adeles-sob+worthy-songs-earn-six-grammy-nominations" title="Click here to read more about Adele's Sob-Worthy Songs Earn Six Grammy Nominations">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Internationally renowned spazz Chris Brown resumed angrily punching walls and crying yesterday when someone brought up that time three years ago he beat the shit out of then-girlfriend Rihanna.  He unleashed a series of comically defensive Tweets and then deleted his Twitter account.  He's truly the Michael Jackson of fit throwing.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5860932/chris-brown-deletes-twitter-account-and-hes-never-coming-back-never" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Account and He's Never Coming Back, Never!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Nov 2011 15:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<strong>Rihanna</strong> wears some tiny strips of seaweed on the November cover of <em>Esquire</em>, and inside, says of <strong>Chris Brown</strong>: "It's incredible to see how he pulled out the way he did. Even when the world seemed like it was against him, you know?" She also complimented his work: "I really like the music he's putting out. I'm a fan of his stuff. I've always been a fan." And despite the fact that he punched her in the face and split her lip, RiRi says: "I would never wish anything horrible for him. Never. I never have." [<a href="http://www.esquire.com/women/the-sexiest-woman-alive/rihanna-naked-1111#img">Esquire</a>, <a href="http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20111011/ap_en_ot/us_people_rihanna">AP</a>, <a href="http://sandrarose.com/2011/10/beyonces-prosthetic-baby-bump-folds-and-collapses-on-sunday-night-hd-video/">Sandra Rose</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5848574/unlike-you-rihanna-is-a-fan-of-chris-browns-music-and-doesnt-wish-ill-upon-him" title="Click here to read more about Unlike You, Rihanna Is A Fan Of Chris Brown's Music And Doesn't Wish Ill Upon Him">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Oct 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Real Housewives of New York Axes Four Cast Members]]></title>
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				<b>Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimmon,</b> <b>Alex McCord</b>, and <b>Cindy Barshop</b>  have been cut from season 5 of RHONY.   What are they supposed to do now?  Just freelance their Realness?  Non-FDA approved prescription drug trials?  Be professionally Not Employed but act as consultants?  Maybe they could form a staffing firm called Deloitte & Douche.  All claim to be working on exciting new projects, because everyone who gets fired likes to pretend they're happy about it for a few days.  If a reality TV fameball becomes enraged and pulls a hair extension from a shrieking social rival's head in the middle of a busy restaurant and no cameras are around to record it, does it still make a sound?  [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20529387,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+people%2Fheadlines+%28PEOPLE.com%3A+Top+Headlines%29&utm_content=Google+Reader">People</a>]
<li>What in the name of fuck is this fuckery?  Serial unrepentant purveyor of domestic violence and generally painfully unfunny scumbag <b>Charlie Sheen</b> is rumored to be presenting at the Emmy awards tonight because the television industry just wants to make it clear that women can just go ahead fuck themselves. [<a href="http://www.contactmusic.com/news/charlie-sheen-expected-to-host-emmys_1245659">ContactMusic</a>]
<li><b>Jay Z</b> is upset with <b>Kelly Rowland</b> for going on tour with angry singing toddler/ladypuncher <b>Chris Brown</b>.  [<a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/celebrity/news/a340945/kelly-rowland-upsets-jay-z-with-chris-brown-tour.html">Digital Spy</a>]
<li><b>Lindsay Lohan</b> lost her phone earlier this week because of course she did.  A kind stranger returned it and received the reward of One Thank You from Lindsay Lohan.  Whatever carrier Lindsay's on probably includes "Lohan phone loss/replacement" in its quarterly projections.  I bet board members get nervous when she head-fakes an end to the party scene.  "What are we going to do to replace the lost Lohan phone revenue?" they say to each other, "Do you think they'll be staff reductions?  Because I just bought that new boat and we need that Lohan boost to bring our numbers to where they need to be." And then the first guy says, "Don't worry.  There are three terrible clubs opening in the next month.  She's sure to lose at least two phones." [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/18/lindsay-lohan-lost-cell-phone-new-york-fashion-week/">TMZ</a>]
<li>Westboro Baptist Church picketed a Foo Fighters show in Kansas City last night, and in response, the band counter-picketed them, singing a taunting song from the back of a flat bed semi while wearing wigs and fake mustaches.  In other news, <b>Dave Grohl</b> is my Ryan Gosling. [<a href="http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a340936/foo-fighters-serenade-westboro-baptist-church-video.html">Digital Spy</a>]
<li><b>Beyonce</b> walked the runway to close her House of Dereon brand's fashion show in London.  She wore a black sparkly maternity pantsuit so well that I briefly considered getting myself a black sparkly maternity pantsuit, even though I am not pregnant and Beyonce is literally the only human ever born who could pull that off except maybe David Bowie.  [<a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/62827562.html">ONTD</a>]
<li><b>Marc Anthony</b> cried onstage after his fans sang Happy Birthday to him at a concert in Miami on Friday.  I can't be the only one who has to pause and think for a second every time I have to type or say his name.  <em>Is it Marc Anthony or Mark Antony?  One slept with Cleopatra and the other married Jenny from the Block...</em> [<a href="http://m.people.com/newsitem.rbml?item=20529348">People</a>]
<li>Speaking of Jenny, <b>Ms. Lopez</b> and estranged husband Marc(k?) Ant(h?)ony put their differences aside to continue celebrating his 43rd birthday this weekend.  What does one get for a 43 year old man who still celebrates his birthday like he's turning seven?  A big firetruck that makes real sounds, probably.  [<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/09/18/jennifer-lopez-marc-anthony-reunite-for-his-birthday/">JustJared</a>]
<li><b>Matthew Fox</b> won't be charged with anything after punching a female bus driver in the swimsuit areas last month.  The woman's attorney was shocked by the state's decision, but he should have known that it's impossible to charge Matthew Fox with any sort of crime because he's been dead all along.  [<a href="http://old.news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110918/tv_nm/us_matthewfox">Yahoo</a>]
<li><b>The wife</b> of <b>the guitarist from Journey</b> is pretty upset that her husband is carrying on with <b>that lady who wasn't invited to the White House</b>, because Journey Guy only married The Wife two months ago (I'm deliberately not using names here because I don't want any of you to waste your mental resources on knowing who these people are.  Save yourselves!).  Anyway,<b> the husband</b> of The Non-Invited Lady is also upset about this whole to-do and has been banned from Journey concerts.  The two lovebirds reportedly met when he saw her in a smoky room.  She smelled like wine and cheap perfume.  And then, contrary to the advice of professionals, he Stopped Believing in marriage.  [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/18/playboy-playmate-ava-fabian-wife-journey-guitarist-neal-schon-still-married-wedding-pictures-video-interview/">TMZ</a>]
<li><b>Barry Manilow</b> agrees with everything <b>Ron Paul</b> says, which means that if you don't have health insurance, Barry Manilow wants you to die. [<a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/barry-manilow-likes-ron-paul-281t">BuzzFeed</a>]
<li>Regular people who live in <b>Jennifer Aniston's</b> neighborhood are upset that paparazzi have swarmed to the place like so many couples in matching America-themed windsuits to a Sarah Palin book signing.  According to complaints, the photographers have caused traffic congestion and minor accidents.  They've also caused more pictures of Jennifer Aniston to be taken, which, at this point, seems kind of wasteful.  Haven't you taken enough pictures of Jennifer Aniston?  Can't we just photoshop existing snapshots of Jennifer Aniston onto different backgrounds and have it look pretty much the same as completely new photos?  She's had about the same hair and wardrobe since 2001. [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/18/jennifer-aniston-neighborhood-cameramen-photographers-paparazzi-neighbors-complaints-police/">TMZ</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5841453/real-housewives-of-new-york-axes-four-cast-members" title="Click here to read more about Real Housewives of New York Axes Four Cast Members">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Sep 2011 11:00:45 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Emma Watson To Star In New Version Of Beauty And The Beast]]></title>
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				Tale as old as time, true as it can be: <strong>Emma Watson</strong> will play Belle in a new live-action version of<em> Beauty And The Beast</em>, directed by <strong>Guillermo del Toro</strong>. We're not sure who will play the candlestick, or Gaston, or even if there will <em>be</em>  a Gaston. But we do know that no one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston, and in a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. [<a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23971414-emma-watson-signs-up-for-beauty-and-the-beast.do">This Is London</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5822992/emma-watson-to-star-in-new-version-of-beauty-and-the-beast" title="Click here to read more about Emma Watson To Star In New Version Of Beauty And The Beast">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Chris Brown To Star In Most Obnoxious Movie Of All Time]]></title>
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				The terrifyingly titled Steve Harvey book <em>Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man</em> is being turned into a movie. And starring in that movie will be everone's favorite convicted felon, Chris Brown.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5822701/chris-brown-to-star-in-most-obnoxious-movie-of-all-time" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown To Star In Most Obnoxious Movie Of All Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/2503 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/2503 --> This morning the <em>Today</em> show had one of its biggest crowds ever, and it was for Chris Brown. He performed for about half an hour; throngs of people clogged the streets surrounding Rockefeller Plaza, and the security team in place estimated that there were 18,000 folks in attendance. Lady Gaga had <a href="http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/09/two-felled-by-heat-at-lady-gaga-show/">twenty thousand</a>, breaking the record set by Justin Bieber (a <a href="http://www.mediabistro.com/tvnewser/justin-bieber-fever-on-the-today-show-plaza_b24311">mere</a> 12,000).				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5821573/18000-people-descend-on-rockefeller-plaza-to-show-love-for-chris-brown" title="Click here to read more about 18,000 People Descend On Rockefeller Plaza To Show Love For Chris Brown">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Remember when we were all excited because we heard that <em><strong>Glee</strong></em> had hired new writers? Well those new peeps have arrived to write <strong>Rachel</strong>, <strong>Finn</strong> and <strong>Kurt</strong> off the show. <strong>Lea Michele</strong>, <strong>Cory Monteith</strong> and the exquisite<strong> Chris Colfer</strong> will graduate at the end of the fall season and will not return for the fourth season. My heart, she breaks. Kurt! His clear-as-a-bell voice, his glistening tears, his ability to hold his head high in the face of adversity and <a href="http://rutube.ru/tracks/3988150.html?v=8ebad458d8e1001c612cedf8292d924e" target="new">nail</a> Beyoncé choreography. Sigh. Show creator<strong> Ryan Murphy</strong> says: "We made that decision and I involved Chris and Lea and they thought that was a good idea," says Murphy. "They both trust the writing and trust me and felt that it would be great to have an open and closed experience for them to go out while they were on top." And: "You can keep them on the show for six years and people will criticize you for not being realistic," he says, "or you can be really true to life and say when they started the show they were very clearly sophomores and they should graduate at the end of their senior year." Whatever, dude. Still calling my band Kurt's Tears. [<a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20510002,00.html">People</a>, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2014564/Glee-Lea-Michele-Cory-Monteith-Chris-Colfer-return-season-hit-show.html">Daily Mail</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5821159/three-of-glees-biggest-stars-leaving-the-show" title="Click here to read more about Three Of Glee's Biggest Stars Leaving The Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<strong>Jessica Alba</strong> says being a mother has helped her discover her sexuality. "I was quite shy with it [my sexuality]. It wasn't something I embraced until I had my daughter. I saw how incredible and amazing it is to be a woman and to be able to create a life," she tells <em>Allure</em>. "There's a reason why certain areas of the body are desirable &mdash; because it all leads to reproduction. There's a science behind it all. It's not just to sell whatever you're selling on a billboard or a magazine or a movie." And! She might wear a bikini in a movie, but she won't go nude: "At least I'm still covered. I'm wearing as much as a bathing suit. It's not like I'm naked. I'm not terribly comfortable with being in a bikini, but covering up my genitals is different than not covering up my genitals, at the end of the day. I do see a difference in that, to put it really frankly." [<a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/235362/jessica-alba-sexy-is-scientific.html">Showbiz Spy</a>, <a href="http://scoop.today.com/_news/2011/07/12/7067466-jessica-alba-cant-ever-get-down-to-pre-baby-weight">Scoop</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5820761/jessica-alba-finally-finds-out-what-boobs-are-for" title="Click here to read more about Jessica Alba Finally Finds Out What Boobs Are For">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jul 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Sued For Scamming Her Own Charity]]></title>
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				&utm<strong>Lady Gaga</strong> is being sued for $5 million, with the lawsuit alleging that she deliberately raised the cost of shipping and handling for her We Pray For Japan bracelets so that she could earn a profit. Did she scam her own charity? The dude suing is with Michigan-based 1-800-LAW-FIRM, which is, uh, interesting, and it seems that he is not a Gaga fan. Quoth he: "I'm suing Lady Gaga simply to hold her accountable for giving the money that she was raising for charity to the cause that she was trying to raise it for." [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/06/lady-gaga-charity-scam-japan-accusations-lawsuit" target="new">Radar</a>, <a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/234526/lady-gaga-being-sued-over-wristbands.html" target="new">Showbiz Spy</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5815764/lady-gaga-sued-for-scamming-her-own-charity" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Sued For Scamming Her Own Charity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown wants you to think about how <em>he</em> feels when he's criticized for his violence and petulance. Plus, Kim Kardashian gets her butt x-rayed to prove that it's real.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5815034/chris-brown-is-sick-of-having-to-apologize-for-his-poor-behavior/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Is Sick Of Having To Apologize For His Poor Behavior">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Hack? Hoax? Apparently a message was posted to <strong>Rihanna</strong>'s Twitter feed reading, "I admit, I provoked <strong>Chris</strong> to hit me. It was not entirely his fault. <a href="http://jezebel.com/imsorry/" class="posthashtag">#ImSORRY</a>." The message has since been deleted, but a screenshot has been going around. Are some losers fucking around or is this really happening?  [<a href="http://bossiptwitter.com/2011/06/23/true-tweet-or-hack-sht-did-rihanna-make-a-confession-about-the-chris-brown-incident12006/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+bossiprss+%28Bossip.com%29" target="new">Bossip</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5814785/i-provoked-chris-to-hit-me-message-appears-on-rihannas-twitter" title="Click here to read more about &quot;I Provoked Chris To Hit Me&quot; Message Appears On Rihanna's Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				You know, whenever a woman in a position of power makes demands, she's labeled a "diva." Or worse. <strong>Christina Aguilera</strong> is allegedly "behaving like an idiot" on the set of <em>The Voice</em>. Or did, during a recent taping. According to a "source," who seems to be a grumpy audience member. "Christina didn't wave or say hi to the audience. She came out three minutes before the show started and appeared to be in a horrible mood," the source says. "She didn't crack a smile until Cee Lo Green reached out to high-five her. During commercial break, she had about six people working on her all dressed in black and red ‘Team Xtina' shirts, and one person had a bottle of water with a straw she held as Christina sipped. Later, Christina threw her Louboutins on her desk and ran out holding her bladder. Someone ran out to get her shoes in a tizzy and the judges all looked at each other trying to figure out where she went." For fuck's sake. The woman does not have to smile if she doesn't want to. And <em>obviously</em> she had to pee. Having a team of folks do hair and makeup touchups as you're being filmed for  TV is par for the course. In conclusion, STFU. [<a href="http://www.showbizspy.com/article/234057/christina-aguilera-behaving-like-an-idiot-on-the-voice.html">Showbiz Spy</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5812536/christina-being-paid-three-times-more-than-other-coaches-on-the-voice" title="Click here to read more about Christina Being Paid Three Times More Than Other Coaches On The Voice">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Gwyneth's Goopy Lessons About Homosexuality & The Bible]]></title>
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				<strong>Gwyneth Paltrow</strong> has something to say about homosexuality! She took to Goop to discuss her views, writing:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5810665/gwyneths-goopy-lessons-about-homosexuality--the-bible" title="Click here to read more about Gwyneth's Goopy Lessons About Homosexuality & The Bible">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Anthony Weiner's <a href="http://jezebel.com/5809104/anthony-weiners-tearful-interminable-sexting-confession">press conference</a> has everybody talking. Plus, Chris Brown reminds you that he's an adult, in case you forgot based on his behavior.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5809196/celebs-are-atwitter-over-anthony-weiners-weiner/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Celebs Are Atwitter Over Anthony Weiner's Weiner">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown's mom is doing his PR. Plus, the <em>Reno 911</em> crowd was unsurprisingly disruptive at Niecy Nash's wedding.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5808434/christ-browns-mom-joins-twitter-to-sing-his-praises/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown's Mom Joins Twitter To Sing His Praises">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Rihanna makes it clear that she has no interest in being anybody's parent when it comes to her <a href="http://jezebel.com/5807796/rihanna-shoots-her-rapist-in-man-down-video">artistic expression</a>. Plus, Coco somehow managed to fit Ice-T's face on one of her thongs.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5808034/rihanna-responds-to-critics-of-her-man-down-video/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Rihanna Responds To Critics Of Her &quot;Man Down&quot; Video">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Oprah</strong>'s finale &mdash; taped last night &mdash; involved a steaming heap of celebrities, including <strong>Jamie Foxx</strong>,<strong> Stevie Wonder</strong>, <strong>Jerry Seinfeld</strong>, <strong>Rosie O'Donnell</strong>, <strong>Simon Cowell</strong>, <strong>Maya Angelou</strong>, <strong>Tyler Perry</strong>, <strong>Alicia Keys</strong>, <strong>Aretha Franklin</strong>, <strong>Usher</strong> and <strong>Maria Shriver</strong>. Oh, and <strong>Will Smith</strong>. And <strong>Katie Holmes</strong>. And <strong>Kristin Chenoweth</strong>. AND. <strong>Tom Hanks</strong>. AND. <strong>Tom Cruise</strong>. Living legends, A-listers, screaming fans! There was even a proposal. (?!?) The show is gonna be crazy. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/05/oprah-last-show-oprah-winfrey-television">Radar Online</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5803022/oprahs-last-show-features-crapload-of-stars" title="Click here to read more about Oprah's Last Show Features Crapload Of Stars">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<strong>Kate Hudson</strong>, who is pregnant, is not enjoying her giant bazongas. She says: "I hate it. I'm usually an A cup and I'm getting close to a D cup. Big breasts are fun for certain things but not others. I love fashion, and having big breasts is not ideal for certain looks. They are way more fun when you are not wearing your clothes. Then, they are a blast!" Just FYI, Katiekins, although underwires can be painful and big boobs are back-breakingly heavy, plenty of ladies whose cups runneth over manage to look fashionable. [<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3539009/Kate-Hudson-is-not-bust-pleased.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">The Sun</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5794327/kate-hudsons-new-big-boobs-are-not-ideal" title="Click here to read more about Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are &quot;Not Ideal&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/1247 --><!-- /videoId: explore/jezebel/videos/1247 --> Last night, Chris Brown appeared on BET's <em>106 & Park</em> to promote his new album but also took a moment to address Tuesday's events when he turned into the Hulk after an interview on <em>GMA</em> and <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5784384/chris-brown-throws-tantrum-breaks-window-at-good-morning-america-studio">raged out</a> in the dressing room, threw a chair at the window, and stormed out of the building, topless. Brown apologized to "anyone who was offended" and expressed disappointment in his own actions, but then went on to place blame on ABC and nameless people who are "trying to take away" everything for which he's worked so hard.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5785344/chris-browns-faux-apology-places-blame-on-others" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Is Sorry If You Were Offended When He Went Apeshit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				During her interview at the Google offices, <strong>Lady Gaga</strong> declared: "I say <strong>Rebecca Black </strong>is a genius and that anybody telling her she's cheesy is full of shit." [<a href="http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/23/lady-gaga-rebecca-black/">Pop Eater</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5785250/lady-gaga-thinks-rebecca-black-is-a-genius" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Thinks Rebecca Black Is A Genius">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Mar 2011 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown probably isn't wearing a shirt today due to the giant chip on his shoulder. Plus, Jimmy Kimmel talks about <a href="http://jezebel.com/#!5784404/what-do-you-think-charlie-sheens-breath-tastes-like">Sheen kiss</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5784619/chris-brown-needs-to-step-away-from-twitter/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Needs To Step Away From Twitter">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Allegedly Chris Brown "exploded in a rage" behind the scenes at <em>Good Morning America</em> today. Oh boy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5784384/chris-brown-throws-tantrum-breaks-window-at-good-morning-america-studio" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Throws Tantrum, Breaks Window At Good Morning America Studio">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:29:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ln>The Internet's panties simultaneously moistened upon hearing the news that former <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109127/">hallucinating Angels fan</a>/ <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147800/">lovestruck teenager who crushes on a girl with seriously questionable taste in prom dresses</a>/ <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1375666/">jaw-droppingly hot man looking stern in a suit</a> <strong>Joseph Gordon-Levitt</strong> will be playing bad guy Alberto Falcone in the new <em>Batman:  Gravelvoice Knight</em> movie.  But how will you and your long-time brainsexfriend make time for each other during the busy shooting schedule? [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/20/joseph-gordon-levitt-batman_n_838069.html">HuffPo</a>]</ln>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5783738/your-boyfriend-joseph-gordon+levitt-cast-in-the-new-batman-film" title="Click here to read more about Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cast In The New Batman Film">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<title><![CDATA[Unseen Pictures From Rihanna's Assault Appear Online]]></title>
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				Two years after <strong>Rihanna</strong> was assaulted by <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/#!chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a></strong> &mdash; and mere days after her restraining order against him was relaxed &mdash; previously unseen evidence photographs of Rihanna's bruised and battered face &mdash; and a close up of her split lip &mdash; have been "leaked" online. The images are extremely graphic and very sad, and you've got to wonder who released them and why. Although the timing is interesting. [<a href="http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/46943/mto_world_exclusive_we_got_the_uncensored_rihanna-chris_brown_abuse_pics_warning_-_very_graphic_images.html">Media Take Out</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5770207/unseen-pictures-from-rihannas-assault-appear-online" title="Click here to read more about Unseen Pictures From Rihanna's Assault Appear Online">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #chrisbrown" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/chrisbrown/">Chris Brown</a> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/29/rihanna-chris-brown-in-court-restraining-order-lift-sought_n_815766.html">would like the restraining order that prevents him from getting within 500 feet of Rihanna lifted</a>.  I would like to live in a world wherein my ears could take out a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #restrainingorder" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #restrainingorder" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/restrainingorder/">restraining order</a> against Chris Brown.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5747148/chris-brown-wants-restraining-order-against-him-lifted" title="Click here to read more about Chris Brown Wants Restraining Order Against Him Lifted">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:15:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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