In today's Tweet Beat, Rihanna missed a chance to get high, Regis Philbin joined Twitter and Chelsea Peretti bursts the Beyoncé love bubble.
— Regis Philbin (@regis) December 16, 2013
My arms get more tired flat ironing my hair than when I bench press
— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) December 14, 2013
If you're a fan of me please don't attack my fiancee' @Lauren_Kitt Instagram. It hurts my feelings. Please support us.
— Nick Carter (@nickcarter) December 16, 2013
AMBER ALERT: JEREMY PIVEN IS ON MY FLIGHT WILL UPDATE AS NEEDED
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) December 16, 2013
I JUST got called, and YES, I'm gonna CRASH some VIEWING parties in Los Angeles for the PREMIERE... ������
— Juan Pablo Galavis™ (@JuanPaGalavis) December 16, 2013
Damn I missed 420
— Rihanna (@rihanna) December 16, 2013
Eavesdropping on first dates is at the top of my Favorite Things list.
— Eva Amurri Martino (@4EvaMartino) December 16, 2013
1. Why do all these people think I'm qualified to do a sex/dating advice column? 2. If I was going to do one what's the best site?
— Stoya (@stoya) December 16, 2013
Pretty Hurts? Beyoncé? Yep! I wrote it!
— sia furler (@Sia) December 16, 2013
Ugly Hurts More
— Chelsea Peretti (@ChelseaVPeretti) December 16, 2013
I LOVE YOU JOHN GOODMAN
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) December 16, 2013
LA...comin home for ya tom. for a few. COFFEE BEAN will be flowing, tank tops will be worn, & namaste will be said. Cliche x10.
— Lucy Hale (@lucyhale) December 16, 2013
We cannot resign ourselves to think of a Middle East without Christians. Let us pray every day for peace.
— Pope Francis (@Pontifex) December 16, 2013
Eating an egg and cheese sandwich while watching Beyonce videos is the quickest way to achieve a Beyonce body right?
— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) December 16, 2013
About to go on today show! Not very manly getting my greasy shiny face unshiny but wtf! pic.twitter.com/q1s7qejwml
— John Leguizamo (@JohnLeguizamo) December 16, 2013
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