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			<title><![CDATA[Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.]]></title>
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				Dear Angelina, Look at you. You look like a goddess, and you're bribing your kids with Chee-tos. <em>Not even the "baked" kind.</em> Do you know how Chee-tos are made? It's a mysterious process called "extrusion." I know that because I once worked near by the headquarters of the Snack Food Association and they had lots of brochures. You're the pawn of corporate interest groups, Angie! (Fun fact: did you know the largest Chee-to known to exist is on display in a <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/03/05/offbeat.big.cheeto/">sleepy farming community in Iowa</a>? It's the size of a large lemon.) Anyway, back to you. Angie. Junk food. It's not a healthy accessory to see on everybody. But I think we can all agree this is a healthy sign in you. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/368837/dear-angelina-dont-ever-change" title="Click here to read more about Dear Angelina, Don't Ever Change.">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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