Check Out 'Pricasso,' a Dude Who Makes Beautiful Masterpieces With His Talented Schlong

Painting portraits with his junk is a talent that Tim Patch, known as “Pricasso,” didn’t share with the world until later in life. But the sexagenarian artist is making up for lost time by putting all his other creative works (unsurprisingly he’s done a lot of wood-carving) on the back burner while he thrills the world with his very talented penis, testicles, and butt. And he signs his name in a pretty special way, too. One that’s sure to get people talking. (Or squirming.)

According to The Mirror, Pricasso, who lives in Australia, is returning to his homeland of England for a limited show at London’s Sexpo convention in November. What’s he most excited about? For one thing, he’s happy to visit friends and family he hasn’t seen in ages; for another, he’s also thrilled to be the first naked performer at London’s Olympia, which has a strong “keep your clothes on” policy, waived in his case due to art reasons. And, The Huffington Post reports, he’s also pretty juiced about the fact that he’s going to exhibit his works in his home country live for the first time, especially after working on his paintings for more than 10 years.

For Pricasso, the creation of the art is just as important as the finished product, and his talent lies in getting his dick and other sensitive areas to cooperate as he splashes his genitals with paint and goes to town on a canvas. Does he use Viagra or another drug to keep his penis steady as he paints his smiling customers while wearing a hat, knee-high boots, and, sometimes, a cape? That, he’s not talking about. But the living legend is happy to share exactly how he makes his visions reality via his cock.

From The Daily Beast:

“Firstly, I grab my penis and testicles and plunge the whole lot into a pot of paint,” Patch tells The Daily Beast. “The combination of balls and dick holds lots of paint, so then I just scrub them all over the canvas, which I hold in one hand until the canvas is sufficiently covered.”

But that’s just the beginning. If you thought that “the combination of balls and dick holds lots of paint” was the strangest thing you’d read about penis art, here’s how Pricasso gets all that detail into his work.

“I then place it [his penis] behind me, and using my butt cheeks, I smooth out the paint covering the area where the face is to be painted. Then bringing the canvas back to my front, I hold my penis and dip its head into the paint,” he explains. “Using it like a brush, I start to rough out the features, eyes nose mouth.”

And then he signs the entire thing. By sticking a paintbrush directly into his urethra—something he says “gets a reaction”—and then writhing around until he’s satisfied that his signature is visible. It all sounds like an outtake from Silence Of the Lambs, but Pricasso seems to take pleasure in his art. (Maybe too much—maybe the fact that he grins the entire time is a little strange. But artists are eccentric. Everyone knows that.)

If Pricasso’s portraiture style isn’t for you, check out Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen, who also draws colorful paintings with his cock and balls.