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Some of you may care about the outcome of the upcoming Super Bowl (unless, like many, you're already convinced of the grossness of both teams and are rooting for Legionnaire's disease). However, as always, cheating website Ashley Madison is asking the tough questions: who would married ladies rather do, Eli Manning or Tom Brady? Oddly, 54% of women picked the doofy Manning because of his supposed "boy next door" looks. Shutdown Corner theorizes that ladies might also feel threatened by sleeping with a man who's also been with Gisele Bundchen. Sadly, Ashley Madison did not calculate the percentage of women who would rather contract Legionnaire's disease than have sex with either quarterback; we suspect that number might be high. More »
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An attorney from New Jersey has sued two of his ex-girlfriends after both of them posted unflattering things about him on a website called LiarsCheatersRUs. The man says the vitriolic postings are ruining his career, the women won't back down, and the site can't even be bothered to fully spell out the word "are" in its url. Everyone involved in this should be at least a little bit embarrassed for themselves. More »
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Today in what-the-fuck, an advice columnist explains that while men deserve to be told when their wives are cheating, cuckolded ladies should be kept in the dark. Because they're such bitches. More »
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It may be a common dramatic device in movies for people to drop dead of heart attack in the middle of having passionate sex, but the reality, according to a new report from the American Heart Association, is that sex is not likely to send you into cardiac arrest—unless you are a man who's cheating on his wife, in which case, watch out. More »
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Well, here's the most upsetting new service we've heard about in a long time: a company offers to search your wife or girlfriend's panties for semen, then DNA-test it to see if she's cheating on you. Oh, and you can also use this service on your daughter. More »
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Last night during the much anticipated Packers-Bears football game, NBC flashed a shot of a lady Packer fan holding up a sign that read "My cheating ex-boyfriend is watching from couch instead." The unusual sign made an instant impression on the audience. I happened to be watching the game in Wisconsin, and, as I rushed to take the above snapshot of this genius, everyone in the room was giving her major props for cleverness. By this morning, her bold move was all over the news! High-five for a game well-played. Deadspin has identified the girl as Annie Wagner. So far the cheating cheesehead's name hasn't been revealed. He should be very glad she showed some restraint and didn't put his name on the sign, since he'd probably never be allowed back into Lambeau Field for as long as he lived! More »
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Philandering windbag Newt Gingrich stands a chance at nabbing the Republican Presidential nomination, and in courting the conservative voters he needs to win, he's endorsed a "marriage pledge." Politicians who sign the pledge vow to defend marriage by making sure that marriage is federally defined as between one man and one woman, which is hilarious because Newt Gingrich has already had three wives. More »
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A new study shows that creative people are also kinda shifty — given the opportunity, they're more likely to cheat on a test. More »
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In a crazy like a fox bit of public relations juking, Presidential candidate and meaty pizza enjoyer Herman Cain announced live on CNN that he's about to be accused of having an extended affair with a woman who he thought was his friend. Isn't that sort of like breaking a vase in front of your sister and then running to tell your mom that you broke the vase in order to deny her the satisfaction of tattling? I mean, you still broke the vase, Herman. You're still not getting an allowance this week. More »
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A new study purports to answer the burning question of why women fake orgasms: it's to keep a man faithful, of course. More »
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It's possible that Ashley Madison thought they would actually attract new clients with last week's offensive ad, but with this followup — published in today's New York Metro — we're pretty sure they're just trolling. More »
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My name is Jacqueline and I am the model seen on the Ashley Madison ad that was recently published in the New York Metro newspaper. More »
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Adultery website Ashley Madison further classed up its image today with a post-Halloween campaign implying that a) fat people are scary and b) you should cheat on them. Want some rationalization? The company's CEO has buckets of it. More »
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Colleges place heavy emphasis on test scores in their highly competitive admissions processes. Where you go to college determines what sort of ilk you rub elbows with while doing kegstands, who will hire you, how much money you will make, and your success and happiness forever and always, and poor test scorers are sent to hard labor camps in the Adirondacks. It's no wonder that teenagers pull out all the stops in pursuit of the perfect SAT score, and it's no wonder that often times their desperation combined with their general teen malaise drives them to cheat. Now the government's stepping in to make that more difficult, and, in the process, making the entire standardized test taking process even more of a pain in the ass than it already is. More »
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Things took an ugly turn at the World Scrabble Championships in Warsaw, Poland when a Thai player accused England's Ed Martin of hiding a letter 'G', and demanded that he be taken to a bathroom and strip searched. Officials refused, and despite Martin's alleged devious scheme to form a whole host of words ending in "ing," neither man wound up winning the tournament. More »
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In this age of online sleuthery, everyone's got a horror story about using the internet in uncovering how some guy they were dating lied and said he was a doctor when he was really a nurse, or said he was single when he was really married, or insisted he was a professional athlete when he was really Raffi. A class being offered in New York City promises to accelerate the ongoing investigation of the background of every man in America, giving women the tools, confidence, and unrelenting suspicion and paranoia they need in order to successfully terrify themselves out of any relationship. But we don't think the class goes far enough. More »
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Marriage is hard, says everyone who is married. All that co-dinner eating and Netflix queue consolidating and trying to match someone else's socks and only sleeping with one person forevermore. It's enough to bore a lady to tears! Some women swear that the best way to overcome these terrible doldrums and be happy is to just cheat on your husband and not tell him. More »
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A new study alleges that British women think about food more than sex, and that a significant minority think about it more than they think about their partners. Take this with a grain of salt, though — the study was conducted by Atkins. More »
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When a man cheats on his wife it might break more than just her heart—it might also break his penis. Yes, a new study has found that having sex outside your marriage increases your chance of having a penile fracture AKA a broken dick. It's tempting to think of this as some sort of sweet revenge offered up by Mother Nature, but in fact extramarital sex is more dangerous simply because it usually takes place in "out-of-the-norm circumstances," according to the study's author urologist Dr. Andrew Kramer. More »
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A New York attorney is suing two of his exes for posting about him on the website liarscheatersrus.com. We took a look at the website he claims is ruining his career. More »
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In a new study, scientists found that when a partner cheats, men are usually more jealous about the sexual details of infidelity, while women are more upset about the emotional aspects. Or at least, that's what researchers learned from watching TV. More »
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A new book of interviews reveals Jackie Kennedy didn't like Martin Luther King, Jr. very much — and his cheating was one of the reasons. More »
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Dan Savage's thoughts on monogamy — and the lack thereof — are now well-known. But that hasn't stopped one husband from twisting them into an excuse for cheating. More »
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A British survey has found that infidelity is no longer the top cause of divorce among UK couples. Is the shift due to footballers' wives? More »
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The North Korean women's national soccer team has been banned from competition in the 2015 Women's World Cup after five members of the team tested positive for performance enhancing drugs derived from the musk hormones of deer. Musk is a smelly brownish secretion that male deer rub all over trees and other inanimate objects in an attempt to attract a mate. The ladydeer go nuts for it. Think Axe Body Spray commercial, but in the forest. More »
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You can now add your manfriend's sexual dysfunction to the list of Cosmo-approved signed he's cheating on you (along with talking too much or too little, sleeping on his side, and certain breathing patterns). A new study found people who have performance anxiety issues are actually more likely to cheat. More »
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A new study purports to show that women are actually more likely to engage in sexting than men are. But a closer look reveals a different picture of the findings. More »
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A new study suggests that guys with wide faces are more likely to lie and cheat than their counterparts with narrower mugs. The explanation: power. More »
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Kim Kardashian is denying that she cheated on her fiancé, despite the In Touch cover story this week. Her lawyers have already sent a letter to the magazine, and now they have also sent a letter to football player Bret Lockett, warning him that if he doesn't retract his allegations, she will sue, sue, sue. [TMZ] More »
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Now that the dust is settling a little on Arnold Schwarzenegger's infidelity revelations, it's time for everybody to analyze the attractiveness of the lady he cheated with. And since she doesn't look like a model, it's time to scrutinize what could possibly possess him to sleep with her. More »
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For Arnold Schwarzenegger — actor, Terminator and former governor — his marriage may be ending, but the buzz about his personal life has only just begun. One woman who claims to have had an affair with Schwarzenegger while he was married insists she was one of many ladies with whom he was having sex. More »
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According to the New York Post, the day after Mother's Day is the "second most popular day" women will want to cheat on you —or at the very least will think about it all day long while sipping a glass of Franzia— if they feel like they're feeling neglected or taken for granted. More »
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Just when you think this article — which might be called the ultimate "crap justification from a dude" — can't get more jaw-dropping, it does. Oh, does it ever. More »
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Is your wife cheating on you? Probably! Luckily, a man is here to explain what that bitch is up to. More »
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A wife discovered her husband was on vacation with another woman, so she did the only reasonable thing she could do: cut all the crotches out of the other woman's pants. The wife, who lives on the East Coast, flew to the husband's home in Illinois after she found out he was in St. Lucia with the alleged girlfriend. She left 10 mangled pieces of the other woman's clothing in his driveway, but there's no mention of her destroying any of his property. Why would the wife get angry at her husband (who actually claims they're separated), when the affair is clearly the fault of the woman who probably didn't even know she existed? More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5780882&view=rss&microfeed=true Men with lower voices have higher levels of testosterone, ergo our lady caveman minds are more attracted to their virility. But! Conundrum! More virile men are also more desired by other women, and more likely to cheat on you based on the fact that they have more options, because those other ladies can't stop throwing themselves at your sexy, deep voiced partner. More »
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Noel Biderman, the CEO of adultery website Ashley Madison, is extremely oppressed. He faces discrimination just like women do every day! Do you love him yet? Read on and you surely will. More »
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Yet another story of a hot young thing who dated older married men for the "lifestyle" they provided her prompts us to ask: what is our obsession with mistresses? More »
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A study purportedly shows that straight men are more likely to forgive a girlfriend's cheating if she does it with another woman. What's behind the idea that girl-on-girl cheating somehow isn't "real"? More »
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Giada de Laurentiis tells Redbook that at home, she's all about "traditional roles." Is this her way of fighting back against those cheating rumors? More »
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