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Charlize Theron went on The Howard Stern Show Wednesday to talk about Atomic Blonde—her new movie that looks like John Wick but with a badass but secretly very sad blonde woman instead of a badass but secretly very sad brunette man—and was asked about her romantic life.

Theron broke up with Sean Penn last summer (thank Furiosa), and has apparently decided to get back into the dating scene after nearly about year of enjoying the single life. And, let me tell you, it’s going just great. Like, incredible. I mean, she’s apparently only been on one date with one dude (and the date was maybe, like, a month ago) but the dude seems really cool and it seems like love is definitely in the air.

Here’s what she told Howard:

“I went on a date maybe, like, a month ago. I had a great date, I’ve got to tell you. I had an incredible date. This guy really impressed me. We went for a 9-mile hike in the middle of the night. It was a full moon. But I was really impressed. It was fun...I’m not going to say where we met, but we ended up going for a walk…It was just really fun. He was super funny. I think he’s just a really cool dude. It was super private…that’s what made it so much fun, too.”

Her comment is almost Trumpian in its verbosity, lack of preciseness, and unconvincing excitement, but instead of making me feel like the world is collapsing in on itself, it makes me feel nice and warm inside. Good for Charlize.

[Us Weekly]


Pilot Jones, the man who briefly dated Blac Chyna before she got together with Rob Kardashian (remember the photo of them kissing that was “leaked” late last year?), is making headlines again this week for calling Chyna a “cyberbully.” In an interview with Us Weekly, Jones said:

“She’s not a little bit of a bully, she clearly did bully me — there’s no ‘little bit’ to it. The fact is that she tried to intimidate me via social media, and I don’t think that that is OK, and I don’t think that that’s right. At the end of the day, all of us in this situation are parents and look at the example that we are teaching. … These platforms are being used to really harass people. I was outed on social media.”

It’s sort of amazing that this story keeps finding new ways to get disgusting, isn’t it?

[Us Weekly]


This Pussy Posse news is the most Pussy Posse news I’ve read in some time:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s old friend Tony Shafrazi has been sliding into the comments of DiCaprio’s ex, a (you guessed it) 25-year-old blonde model named Toni Garrn.

Writes Page Six:

After she posted a pic in bed, the art insider publicly commented: “I Will Marry you Right Now and would like a Dozen Children when you are ready, with the least inconvenience, pain or headaches. Just more like you!”

I’m sure Leo was in the room when he wrote this. I’m sure they all laughed. Maybe they were all naked, apart from the socks on their dicks! Who knows what the Pussy Posse does behind closed doors.

[Page Six]


  • I’m sorry but who would ever believe Justin Theroux wants to be James Bond? [Gossip Cop]
  • Rich Snapchat investors are mad at Evan Spiegel having fun instead of running his business. [Page Six]
  • When did referring to a significant other as “my ride or die” become popular because it suddenly feels like it’s more popular than boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. [Us Weekly]
  • Duchess Kate is running out of clothes :disappointed: [Celebitchy]
  • Ed Sheeran is running out of ideas. [BuzzFeed]
  • Who said this: “I don’t give a fuck about being cool.” [Celebitchy]
  • Who said this: “I do remember getting drunk and waking up and being tied to a doorknob.” [People]