Charlie Sheen to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die.S

In today's Tweet Beat, Angel Haze and Grimes are "above handjobs" (and might be having a sleepover sometime soon), Paula Abdul just wants to rest in some water and somehow, Charlie Sheen is allowed to leave the house on a daily basis.

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