Jezebel: Cellulite

Kim Kardashian Would Be Miserable If She Had To Be On A Diet Her Whole Life

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:27:00 EDT

KK explains: "Sometimes I pig out and I still feel great, and think, 'That was so worth it!' That's how I feel a lot of the time. I think, 'See this little dimple of cellulite here? It was so worth it for that cookies 'n' cream ice cream!' If I was stuck on a diet my whole life, I would be really miserable. I love to eat. If you can't enjoy your life then what's the point? You can't torture yourself. I love Rice Krispies Treats, ice cream and frozen yogurt." More »

This Week In Tabloids: Brave Celebrity Soldiers Losing The War Against Cellulite

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 15:31:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we sift through the silt of In Touch, Star, Us, Ok! and Life & Style, looking for nuggets of gold. This week, having cellulite is completely normal, which is why Holly Madison posed for unretouched photos, but that doesn't stop Star from printing a cover story that involves enlarged pictures of women's thighs alongside bodysnarking, bitchy advice and shitty commentary. More »

Judge Judy Talks To William Shatner About Aging, Cellulite, And Female Superiority

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:20:00 EST

Judge Judy was recently on William Shatner's new Biography Channel show Raw Nerve, and the two discussed why she doesn't have empathy for violent criminals, why men are "marginal souls," and why women rule. More »

This Week In Tabloids: You Know Things Are Bad When The Cellulite Issue Hits Stands

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 21 May 2008 14:00:00 EDT

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer the indignity of reading the weekly tabloids so you don't have to. Another slow news week means the covers suck. This Star cover makes us extremely stabby. But as always, God is in the details. Look deeper and the tabs offer gems: Like Gisele Bundchen's stance on plastic surgery, Jen and John's sex life and Colin Farrell's new stick-figure body. Intern Sharon assists as we rifle through the drawers of Us, OK!, Life & Style, In Touch and Star, after the jump. More »

Kim Kardashian Is Keeping Up With Her Cellulite

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Mon, 12 May 2008 11:00:00 EDT

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Kim Kardashian just made her famous ass a little more famous after she let cameras film her cellulite-reducing treatment. Kim was getting her backside camera-ready for an anniversary present — a sexy calendar — she was giving to her boyfriend, football player Reggie Bush. This is probably the sexiest cosmetic treatment we've ever seen [What about your colonic, Tracie? -Ed.], and Kim actually said that it was "hot" because it felt like someone was sucking on her thighs and ass. Clip above. More »

Death & Cellulite

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:45:00 EDT

When it comes to best-selling covers, the weeklies win with fatalities and flesh, reports the New York Post. Aside from special issues, like "Sexiest Man Alive," People magazine's best-selling issue in 2007 dealt with the apparent suicide attempt of Owen Wilson. So far, their best selling issue of 2008 was the memoriam to Heath Ledger. Star's best-seller? "Best and Worst Beach Bodies." (Meanwhile, over at Us, editor Janice Min is "breaking news" with revelations about Hilary Clinton's wardrobe and Barack Obama's love of hot sauce, The New Yorker points out.) What does it mean that the American public craves information about corpses and corpulence? [New York Post, The New Yorker] More »

Britney's "Secret" Fat-Dissolve Treatment May Or May Not Actually Work

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:30:00 EDT

Cosmetic procedures, claims Natasha Singer in today's New York Times, usually start on the East or West Coasts and then move inland. But controversial new treatment lipodissolve is all the rage in Missouri and Kansas. (In the UK it's called Flabjab.) The procedure, which uses injections of a drug compound to target unwanted fat deposits, is not FDA approved. But that hasn't stopped people from getting it! Some folks, including a gynecologist who "tried it for his love handles" are pleased with the results. But Dr. V. Leroy Young, a plastic surgeon who was considering offering the shots at his office, had it injected into his right flank. And bad shit went down.

Thirty minutes later, he felt like he had been stung by 50 bees and his skin turned black, he said. "It looked like I had been hit with a garden hose," Dr. Young said. "I thought, I am going to lose some skin and I am going to have to ask one of my colleagues to do a skin graft."

'US Weekly' Takes A Stab At The Minnillohan Fallout; 'Star' Inspires Us With Cellulite Stories

Moe — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 15:40:44 EDT

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel's weekly roundup of the celebridiocracy as seen through the gimlet eyes of Bonnie Fuller, Janice Min and whoever the fuck is responsible for Bauer Publications. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to.

Shiloh Jolie Pitt: Battling The Bulge At Just One Year Of Age

Anna Holmes — Wed, 30 May 2007 17:01:48 EDT

We kid, we kid. We love us some Shiloh. We're just a little perplexed by the placement of that hot-pink, cellulite callout to the right of her adorable head. More »