Siri can be used for many purposes — from telling Zooey Deschanel that when water falls from the sky, that's called "rain" to claiming she doesn't know who Samuel L. Jackson is (seriously! Ask her! She'll lie!) But did you know that Siri can also be a malevolent entity worthy of her own series of R. L. Stein books?

Exhibits A and B: Virtual assistant Siri's answers to the above two queries — Can you call me an ambulance? "From now on," she responds snidely, "I'll call you 'an Ambulance,' OK?" To "I want to kidnap a child," Siri responds helpfully, "I found 20 kid-friendly restaurants... 14 of them are fairly close to you."

What other evil things will Siri consent to do?

[Alex Leo]