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In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Camille Grammer intimates that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kelsey is bisexual, Joan Rivers talks about her vagina, and Barbara Walters hits on The Situation. More »
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According to CBS News, we're not the only ones annoyed with Michelle McGee for giving us painted ladies a bad name. Click through for some beautiful tattoos and one lawyer's passionate defense of ink. [CBS] More »
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• Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:

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The style bar is set pretty low for men of Morley Safer's age. As long as you remember two things — shave, and wear clean clothes — you'll at least look dignified. More »
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When elephants retire to the Elephant Sanctuary in Hohenwald, Tennessee, it's common for them to befriend a fellow elephant. But one elephant, Tarra, has befriended a dog named Bella. More »
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Sources are saying that Jessica Simpson's "kidney infection" from earlier this month was actually "alcohol poisoning". • CBS head Les Moonves, Katie Couric, and CBS News president Sean McManus addressed the CBS newsroom to quash rumors that Katie was leaving before the end of her contract. TMZ claims to have sources who say Katie's reps are already in talks with CNN so that she can leave her CBS gig. Like Ashlee Simpson says, only "time will tell." [Dlisted, TMZ, Us] More »
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CBS President Les Moonves blames Katie Couric's ailing ratings on old men who are turned off by the idea of a female anchor. At the McGraw Hill Companies' Media Summit in New York today Moonves said: "Katie has lost mostly 55-plus-year-old men from [when she replaced] Bob Schieffer." He continued, "Are we thrilled with Katie's ratings? No. But are we thrilled with the product? Yes." CBS News continues to implement changes to its broadcasts in order to draw younger viewers, though relying on younger viewers to make up the bulk of your evening news viewership seems incredibly foolish. No one under 89 watches the evening news anymore! Get your head out of your ass and onto the internet, Mister! [MediaWeek] More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=367605&view=rss&microfeed=true Remember earlier this year when Dan Rather accused Katie Couric of "tarting up" CBS News? Um, apparently she's not over it. In the clip above, Katie mocks YouTube footage of Rather in which he spent 20 minutes deciding on whether or not to wear a jacket. Then when she's ready for her close up, she says, "Jeez, don't you think he deserves a little payback? This tart is ready to go!" Oh snap! Katie defends her Rather-esque primping by saying, "I'm not that vain...just a little vain." She also uses the words "bro" and "dude" and apparently wears Uggs. Her teenage daughters must be mortified. More »
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